Quartet Puns

A list of puns related to "Quartet"

When they allowed the bass sheep into the barbershop quartet,

they set the baa low.

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👤︎ u/ScottyUrb
📅︎ Jul 23 2019
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Why couldn't the string quartet find their composer?

He was Haydn.

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👤︎ u/semihemidemisemi
📅︎ Apr 04 2019
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Can you help me with a crossword? I need another word for "Instruments in a string quartet."

Because violins is never the answer.

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👤︎ u/Mad87Wallaby
📅︎ Mar 17 2018
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In our next Dnd campaign, the 4 heroes are all going to be singing wizards.

A regular bard-ershop quartet.

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👤︎ u/zeesmurf
📅︎ Dec 31 2020
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What did the man do when he dropped his violin?

He quartet...

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👤︎ u/Retrarted
📅︎ Apr 16 2019
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