This has 4 puns and it is genius. reddit.com/r/Jokes/commen…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/PorpoleyPolarBear
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It's an Archie Bunker! I built a replica of the All in the Family house INSIDE a giant basement in the Sims 4. reddit.com/gallery/mv4w82
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πŸ‘€︎ u/K80Bot
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I challenged my son, "Take 4 and subtract 2 from it. What’s left? Rolling his eyes, he sighed, "2." I yelled, NOPE!"

"The opposite of right!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
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The Argyle Sweater for the weekend of 4/17/2021-4/18/2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
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In Jamaica, a slice of apple pie costs about $3.50. In the Bahamas, it costs about $4.00.

Those are the pie rates of the caribbean.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AbnormalElephant
πŸ“…︎ Apr 16 2021
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If you couldn't celebrate 4/20 yesterday, you can celebrate it tomorrow instead.

Since it'll be 4/22

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Justforgotten
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2021
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I ate all of my 4 leaf clovers.

Now all my lucks turned to shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/waldo06
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
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Whst is 3/7 chicken, 2/3 cat and 2/4 goat ?

Chicago.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2021
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Why was 4 afraid to ask out 5?

Because he was 2 squared.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YeezyClaps
πŸ“…︎ Jan 20 2021
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It’s a rare occurrence when a pun gives you a religious experience. The Argyle Sweater for 4/2/2021
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheDorkKnight53
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Real conversation with my 4-yr-old

My wife and I had just finished watching the Chipmunks movie with our 4-year-old son. This conversation soon followed:

Son: Is Feeadore real? Wife: No, he's not real, sweetheart. Son: Are there real chickmunks? Wife: Yes, there are. Son: Have you ever seen chickmunks? Wife: I sure have. Me: They're usually called nuns, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AlberttheDodge
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2021
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3 men were in a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.

So they threw one overboard and the boat became a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Eeeeeeeeeeelias
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2021
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What has 4 legs and goes AAAaaaah ?

A sheep with no lips.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2021
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In Ancient Rome, there were 4 types of poison.

Poisons I, II, and III would all kill you with varying degrees of pain.

However, Poison IV would just make you really itchy.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SnakehoundXE
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I went to the geometry store because I was looking to buy a shape with 4 or less sides...

But I couldn’t find any! They were all gons!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Yesnojjj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2021
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What’s a 4 letter for a woman ending with β€œunt”?

Aunt

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaymanRich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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What do you call a 4-year-old frog?

A toad-ler!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2021
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What do you call a knife that cuts 4 loaves of Irish bread at once

A four loaf cleaver

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_nobody_56
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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I farted on the bus today and 4 people turned around

Felt like I was on The Voice.

Stolen from dad jokes

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bmantis311
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2021
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What do you get when you combine a 4 leaf clover, with poison ivy?

A rash of good luck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andyb2383
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2021
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Today marks the 77th anniversary that my grandfather was responsible for bringing down 4 German bombers in one day during the war

He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe ever had

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πŸ‘€︎ u/2canVANdam
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2021
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4

4 out of 3 people struggle with math.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krnrd
πŸ“…︎ Feb 16 2021
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What's green, has 4 legs, and could kill you if it fell out of a tree?

A pool table.

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I bet my 4 kids $5 I could jump higher than my house

I won $20

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nickatier_Carbs
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My 4-year-old got crumbs in his eye and started rubbing his eye. He said it didn't hurt much and I said "Oh, so it's just a little irritating?"

He said "No, it's eye-itating."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Etereve
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2021
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Do you know about the rock band that has 4 men who don't sing

They're called Mount. Rushmore

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ur_Left_Airpod
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
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What is the only 4 letter word sport that starts with a 'T'?

Golf.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
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My friend's 4 year old said this one: Why did the dad cross the road?

To meet the chicken.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unikatze
πŸ“…︎ Feb 19 2021
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My wife was trying decide between sweep rowing [4 or 8 rowers, one oar each] and sculling [one rower, two oars].

I told her she had to choose one oar the other.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/M4sterofD1saster
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2021
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Most people have 32 teeth. Some have 4....

It's simple meth.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My 4 year old just told her first dad joke, and I've never been more proud.

My pregnant wife is wearing a white shirt that has a pumpkin painted over her belly, for Halloween. We are having another little girl, and have set on the name Ellie.

My daughter comes home, and is greeted by my wife.

4yo: "I like your shirt mama!

Wife: "Aww thank you! Do you like my pumpkin belly?

4yo: "...I like your pumpkin Ellie!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shade0217
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How do you measure the heaviness of a 2.4 million Scoville chilli pepper?

Give it a weigh, give it a weigh, give it a weigh now.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Merlin-5
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After seeing a dead bird I had to tell my 4 year old what it means.

I said it Δ­t : pro. Used to refer to that one previously mentioned. Used of a nonhuman entity; an animate being whose sex is unspecified, unknown, or irrelevant; a group of objects or individuals; an action; or an abstraction.

pro. Used as the subject of an impersonal verb.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dumbstupidhuman
πŸ“…︎ Mar 13 2021
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My 4-year-old son has been learning Spanish all year and he still can't say the word, please.

which I think is poor for four.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What has 4 letters, sometimes has 9 letters, occasionally has 12 letters, always has 6 letters, and never has 5 letters.

But nothing tops a cheese pizza.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JustAnIdea3
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2020
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My wife tested my knowledge of common household herbs, and I’m happy to say I got 4 out of 5 right.

I was parsley correct.

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What did I do to confirm 2+2 was 4?

I crosschecked (2Γ—2)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JayVShingala
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2021
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What has 4 wheels and flies ?

A garbage truck.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
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I've completed 4 years of being single today.

Or Can I say I graduated my Bachelor's Degree?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sairohit21
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The chicken coop only had 2 doors since if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
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Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?

Because he was 2 Β²

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4 men were sitting in a boat about to smoke a cigarette, when they realized they didn't have a cigarette lighter.

So, they threw one cigarette off their boat and the boat became one cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/icemage27
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Three guys are on a boat with 4 cigarettes and no matchbox or lighter, what do they do?

They throw a cigarette overboard and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Gab3_itch69
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2021
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3 men are stuck on a boat with 4 cigarettes, but nothing to light them with.

They throw one over board and the boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spinach_Stock
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2021
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Pecan pie costs 3$ in Jamaica, but it costs $4 in Cuba

These are the pie-rates of the Caribbean.

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Why didn’t 4 ask out 5?

Because he was 2Β²

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πŸ‘€︎ u/shah0150
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2021
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You guys hear about the new rock band that has 4 men but don’t sing?

Called Mount Rushmore

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