421
Just wait till 422 cause its 420 too.
After a brief explanation of what 420 is, my dad responded with:
So it's the pot smoker's cocktail hour.
It's the pottail hour.
Cause that's when the steaks are highest.
Edit: Well this is rare, I wasn't sure how well done this joke was. Thanks for the face palm.
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Wife: "Please get up off the floor and stop embarrassing yourself."
Dad: "Honey, do you not understand the gravity of this situation?!"
That 80 is the french equivalent of 420
Got 420 likes
... I don't have a clue what he laced them with, but I have been tripping hard!
This is disconcerting news.
But seriously:
We were talking about how it is Easter and also 420 and discussing how we should celebrate.
Him: "But Jesus was a total narc."
Me: "He was?"
Him: "Yeah. He prevented that woman in the village from getting stoned."
I've got oven preheated to 420f for baking sweet potatoes, wife course corrects and tells me she wants the oven set to 450f... "What, 420 isn't HIGH enough for you?"
Teenage kids reaction in the kitchen, priceless! Got a high-five from stepdaughter too!
