Today is my son’s 4th birthday, I was told you might appreciate my post.
My daughter just dropped a dad joke that made me super proud.
We're celebrating my daughter's 4th birthday party today. She puts her giant number 4 balloon on her head, turns to me and says "Look daddy, it's a four-head!"
The United States is a cancer.
Its birthday is July 4th.
Why is today a soldier's least favorite day?
Because it's March Forth!
