Request: Horse Birthday Puns

It's my friend's birthday, I'm trying to think of a clever horse pun to send her for her birthday because she really likes horses. I suck at this, and am a bit dis-trot. Plz help I will love you forever.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/guzmonster11
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last gift on birthday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sabrinna_22
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2021
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I got you a refrigerator for your birthday.

I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ColonelESanders
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2021
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My birthday is on July 24th, shame I was born in america. If I was born anywhere else....

my birthday would be 24/7

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Aglaz
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2020
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My wife bought me a new shirt for my birthday!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/timbillyosu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 10 2020
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Such a short birthday

Told my family that today is one of the shortest birthdays of my life. Only half a minute long.

It’s my thirty second birthday

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mavfive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2021
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One of my coworkers said today is her thirty second birthday.

I asked her how she could possibly get anything done in such a short amount of time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mlucasr
πŸ“…︎ Jan 13 2021
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The Norse god of mischief only had private birthday parties.

He kept things pretty low key.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/vbloke
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

AYE MATEY!

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What do cats eat on their birthdays?

Mice cream cake

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bhengz23
πŸ“…︎ Dec 08 2020
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What did the Redditor do on their birthday?

Cashed in their Kreddit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DreamCyclone84
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
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i got this as a birthday present and thought this sub would appreciate a good music pun
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πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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Happy birthday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/issaia19
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2020
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Twin brothers just had a birthday

One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.

(Trust me it works when you say it out loud)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Different_Ad953
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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Why do Italian people bring ravioli to birthday parties?

So they can pasta parcel!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obiwan_kenobinil
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2021
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

β€œYou know, one would have been enough.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattTheFirst
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
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For his birthday, a boy wants a pet spider.

His dad takes him to an exotic pet store, where they see a big, hairy spider. The father asks how much it costs. β€œThat’s fifty dollars,” the clerk replies.

β€œFifty bucks!” the dad exclaims. β€œForget that, I’ll just find a cheap one off the web.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daviscojokes
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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In honor of my dads birthday today here is this joke.

After my dads 61st birthday card, he said one would of been fine.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Conviction666
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
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Happy Birthday Beethoven

In honor of Ludwig von Beethoven's 250th birthday ...

What is Beethoven doing to celebrate his 250th birthday?

He's decomposing!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/warpdrve
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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Bought my wife a rocket for her birthday...

She's over the moon.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 29 2020
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My dad asked me to hand out invitations for my brothers surprise birthday party...

That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogues all over the house.

So, I've taken the hint...

I got her a magazine rack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Daudelin1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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I met a woman once at a party celebrating my father's 50th birthday.

We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.

Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.

Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"

And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/A__Wild__Goose
πŸ“…︎ Jan 08 2021
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I was surprised that the only gift I got for my birthday was a bucket of Play-Doh.

I don’t know what to make of it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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Which kind of Swiss cheese always celebrates its birthday?

Gruyère

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kasegauner
πŸ“…︎ Dec 13 2020
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I gave my daughter a watch for her birthday. She thought it was so cool and when she showed it to the next door neighbor, he asked, "That's a pretty watch you've got there! Does it tell you the time?"

She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2020
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I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...

... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!

Happy cake day to meeeeee!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/charlie_boo
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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All I got for my birthday was a deck of sticky playing cards.

I’m having a hard time dealing with this.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2020
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I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.

I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SynchronizeHS
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2020
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Statistics shows that people who have the most birthdays....

.....live the longest.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2020
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Birthdays are good for your health,

The more you have,the longer you live.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Russell_Pinto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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On this day last year me wife got me a stationary bike for my birthday.

Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SufficientVariety
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2020
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For his birthday, I got my son an alarm clock that swears at him instead of ringing.

He is in for a rude awakening.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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For my wife's birthday I bought her a beautiful fridge freezer....

I know it isn't much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2020
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On the day my friends were hosting my birthday celebration, I had diarrhea.

I was a party pooper.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GatorScribe
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
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It’s my birthday today.

I wasn’t born yesterday.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/clifwith1f
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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What did the postman get his wife for her birthday?

Address

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tyrannosaur85
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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It’s my half birthday.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplysydney22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2020
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A pirate wanted to celebrate his captain’s birthday, so he bought a large quantity of balloons while ashore. Back on the ship, he walked over to hand the balloons to the captain, but he tripped and most of them floated away. The captain said, β€œArrr! That was a costly mistake...”

β€œWe lost a lot of doubloons.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Unfussed
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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Made a math pun birthday card for my wife! reddit.com/gallery/jd0rsm
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ZorkianGrue
πŸ“…︎ Oct 17 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey

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πŸ‘€︎ u/obamacheesus
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2020
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As I handed my Dad his 50th birthday card, he looked at me with tears in his eyes and said,

β€œYou know, one would have been enough.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunken-ship-daddy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What did the pirate say on his 80th birthday?

Aye Matey!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kickypie
πŸ“…︎ Dec 17 2020
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As I handed my dad his 50th birthday card, he broke down into tears.

He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_joshi_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 31 2020
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It’s my wife’s birthday soon and she’s been leaving jewelry catalogs all over the house.

She'll be happy to know I got the hint. I got her a magazine rack!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crazyfortaco
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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