It's my friend's birthday, I'm trying to think of a clever horse pun to send her for her birthday because she really likes horses. I suck at this, and am a bit dis-trot. Plz help I will love you forever.
I can’t wait to see your face light up when you open it.
my birthday would be 24/7
Told my family that today is one of the shortest birthdays of my life. Only half a minute long.
It’s my thirty second birthday
I asked her how she could possibly get anything done in such a short amount of time.
He kept things pretty low key.
AYE MATEY!
Mice cream cake
Cashed in their Kreddit!
One turned twenty. The other turned twenty too.
(Trust me it works when you say it out loud)
So they can pasta parcel!
“You know, one would have been enough.”
His dad takes him to an exotic pet store, where they see a big, hairy spider. The father asks how much it costs. “That’s fifty dollars,” the clerk replies.
“Fifty bucks!” the dad exclaims. “Forget that, I’ll just find a cheap one off the web.”
After my dads 61st birthday card, he said one would of been fine.
In honor of Ludwig von Beethoven's 250th birthday ...
What is Beethoven doing to celebrate his 250th birthday?
He's decomposing!
She's over the moon.
That's when I realised he was the favourite twin.
So, I've taken the hint...
I got her a magazine rack!
We got to talking and I found out she worked as a stunt double on some pretty big name movie sets. She looked to be at least 10 years my senior but very fit and attractive and we both seemed to really be hitting it off.
Because all the immediate family in the local area had thrown a smaller, more private celebration for my father a few days prior, I didn't really feel a need to stick around any longer, so I asked the woman if she was interested in sharing some drinks with me at the nearby Hilton where I was staying. She happily accepted.
Suddenly, I turned towards the sound of my father's voice cheerfully calling out the name "Andra" (pronounced ON-druh) and my own as he approached. Andra, the woman I had been speaking with, turned towards him, glanced quickly back at me, then looked back again at my father and with a disconcerted look on her face exclaimed, "Oh brother!"
And that's when I realized the double, Aunt Andra.
I don’t know what to make of it.
Gruyère
She laughed and said, "No, this is an old-fashioned watch! You have to look at it!"
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
I’m having a hard time dealing with this.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
.....live the longest.
The more you have,the longer you live.
Well it’s a regular bike but it hasn’t moved in 364 days.
He is in for a rude awakening.
I know it isn't much, but you should have seen her face light up when she opened it.
I was a party pooper.
Address
“We lost a lot of doubloons.”
Aye Matey
“You know, one would have been enough.”
Aye Matey!
He turned towards me and said, "One would've been enough, son."
She'll be happy to know I got the hint. I got her a magazine rack!
