Birthday Cake Puns

I scream Cake

We put it against a mirror.

... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!

Happy cake day to meeeeee!

I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.

He was already stuffed

And my dad replied, "Ruff!"

I liked it but everyone else groaned

So we bought her an ice cream one.

try taking the candles off

So we don't burn our faces when we eat it.

I didn’t like it, it was too rich

He should have stopped eating at the first cake...

Without missing a beat my uncle ( her dad) says "1%"

Simple but made the whole table laugh

Oh well, there's always next year...

A group of friends were talking about different flavors of ice cream when one asked,"Have you ever had birthday cake?"

Me: "Every year."

...upon bringing in a normal chocolate cake....

"It was frozen, I defrosted it."

I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:

"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."