I scream Cake
We put it against a mirror.
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
He was already stuffed
And my dad replied, "Ruff!"
I liked it but everyone else groaned
So we bought her an ice cream one.
try taking the candles off
So we don't burn our faces when we eat it.
I didn’t like it, it was too rich
He should have stopped eating at the first cake...
Without missing a beat my uncle ( her dad) says "1%"
Simple but made the whole table laugh
Oh well, there's always next year...
A group of friends were talking about different flavors of ice cream when one asked,"Have you ever had birthday cake?"
Me: "Every year."
...upon bringing in a normal chocolate cake....
"It was frozen, I defrosted it."
I texted the picture making fun of Rihanna's Birthday cake lyrics from /r/funny and he responded:
"Cake can be deep, depending on how many layers."
