Pan cake
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︎ Dec 28 2020
today is my first cake day so I decided to give you guys a joke
What do you call an Irishman bouncing off the walls?
Rick O Shea
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︎ Jan 05 2021
Cake day original joke! Why donβt penguins like eating clown fish?
Because they taste funny!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What's the difference between pie and cake?
Οr^2, but cake are round.
Waited about 4 months to post this.
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︎ Jan 11 2021
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes?
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︎ Nov 29 2020
My first cake day!
I am so excited itβs my first cake day! I know the day is almost over butter late then never!
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︎ Dec 28 2020
Did some Christmas Cake decorating
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︎ Dec 15 2020
Remember the good old days, when we used to eat cake, after someone blew all over it ?
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︎ Jan 04 2021
A local cake factory was just robbed
They took a huge slice of the profits
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Itβs my first ever cake day!
So you know what that means.... I honestly donβt because I have never had a slice of blue cheese!
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︎ Nov 20 2020
My first time posting on my cake day!
What nationality is Santa Claus?
North Poleish
Merry Christmas!!!
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︎ Dec 26 2020
What do you get when you eat 3.14 cakes?
You get fat. What, were you expecting a pi joke? Reddit doesnβt have pie days!
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︎ Jun 18 2020
My wife got me today. Me, I'm making pound cake. I'm going to half the recipe
Her... so your making half a pound cake?
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︎ Dec 24 2020
When is a cake like a golf ball?
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︎ Dec 07 2020
My German cake has gone missing
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︎ Dec 21 2020
Cake Day puns
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︎ Jun 05 2020
I cut my birthday cake in half and ate both sides.
I wanted to halve my cake and eat it too.
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︎ Oct 21 2020
I was on the beach and got hit by a massive wave of cake
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︎ Oct 22 2020
What's the best bit about a Covid cake?
It'll never run out as the Government is always adding new tiers.
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︎ Dec 20 2020
I used to get heartburn whenever I ate birthday cake...
... until the doctor told me to take the candles off first!
Happy cake day to meeeeee!
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︎ May 24 2020
I almost missed my cake day!
That would have been real crumby.
Edit: thanks for the gifts! Iβve never felt so kneaded.
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︎ May 21 2020
I said to the baker, "How come all your cakes are 50p & that one's Β£1?"
He said, "That's Madeira cake"
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︎ Nov 10 2020
I was going to make a bread joke instead of a cake day joke...
On reflection though, I donβt knead to as it would be seedy, half baked, would get me rolled, wouldnβt involve me using my loaf and would leave me open to all sort of bread based buns...
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︎ Nov 07 2020
A cake on a pan
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︎ Oct 05 2020
It's my cake day and this is all I have
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︎ Sep 20 2020
My friend asked what I was doing to celebrate my cake day.
I sat silently because I had no re-torte
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︎ Nov 05 2020
My friend quit work by having a multi-layer exploding cake...
When it exploded, everyone in the room left with tiers in their eyes!
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︎ Nov 04 2020
It's my cake day...
I don't know pie, though.
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︎ Nov 10 2020
This cake was lit (made by me)
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︎ May 08 2020
Losing weight is a piece of cake
See, it's a simple process... just don't pick it up!
Happy cake day to anyone who shares the same as mine!
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︎ Nov 02 2020
I went to the candle store to celebrate my cake day...
They were having a blowout sale.
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︎ Aug 13 2020
I went to cake shop and all the cakes were Β£1 except one which was Β£3...
I asked the shopkeeper why and he said "That's Madeira cake"
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︎ Sep 25 2020
It's for my cake day
Why are fish easy to weigh...
Because they have their own scales
Wheres my cake?
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︎ Jul 27 2020
Why couldn't the teddy bear finish his cake?
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︎ Jul 06 2020
What do you call a cake shop with no-one it?
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︎ Aug 14 2020
When I came home today my wife had some Little Debbie Zerbra Cakes on the counter. I pick one up and say "A Zebra Cake?"
"Don't mind if I Zoo."
She just gave me a glare and went back to what she was doing.
Totally worth it.
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︎ Aug 23 2020
Did you hear about the guy who fell into the industrial cake mixer?
... he's feeling much batter now.
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︎ Sep 29 2020
My best friend said they had an exam that was a piece of cake
Then I got confused because I only saw questions about pi
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︎ Sep 25 2020
How do you make the candles on your cake really happy?
Just blow them out! They'll be delighted!!
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︎ Aug 21 2020
What's the world's fastest cake?
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︎ Sep 30 2020
My special (cake) day was beautiful...
even the cake was in tiers!
had to do a (bad) dad joke for my cake day lol
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︎ Jul 23 2020
How do pickles celebrate their cake day?
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︎ Jun 13 2020
Whatβs the difference between cake and pie?
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︎ Dec 30 2020
What do you get if you eat 3.14 cakes on your cake day?
Fat, you get fat!! You thought youβd get a pi joke on my cake day?!!
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︎ Oct 02 2020
Cake day
Cake day is such an emotional day. I am in tiers...
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︎ Sep 16 2020
i baked my first cake today
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︎ Oct 19 2020
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