How do you call underwater cupcakes?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WMaes96
πŸ“…︎ Dec 21 2018
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A donut, cupcake, and a ice cream cone crossed the road...

The streets were oddly desserted that night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/buckeyespud
πŸ“…︎ Aug 29 2018
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Cupcake
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dankvader87
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2017
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A cupcake got into a fight with a hot dog

The cupcake got creamed.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Piscotikus
πŸ“…︎ Feb 24 2018
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I asked for cupcakes. I guess I got one. imgur.com/gallery/GenQn2g
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πŸ‘€︎ u/HisPotato
πŸ“…︎ May 05 2013
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He deserves a special cupcake.

Me: "I'm making everyone a cupcake for my birthday."

Dad: "What if they don't want to be made into a cupcake?"

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πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2014
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My track coach got one on us one time...

So we were having a handball tournament where we were allowed to name our own teams. So before the finals game, one of my coaches says "The two teams in the finals are the "brownies" and the "cupcakes"." Then my other coach, who is older and a dad, goes "sounds like a sweet deal"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Nuovano
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2015
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Set the timer for five to six minutes

My daughter tells me after putting in the cupcakes we're making. I entered 5:26

Daughter is looking at me weird, I say get it? Daughter groans... Mission accomplished.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TinSodder
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2015
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I waited hours today in the hopes that this joke would get set up right, and it did!

Yesterday, we had a birthday for my daughter. Her cupcakes had her nickname (Mae, like mine) on three, a letter per cupcake. She ate the A.

Around 10ish this morning I realized only M and E were left. So I knew exactly what I wanted to do..

When my son came home from school, he asked what after school snack was.

Me "I was gonna say cupcakes, but they have my name on them"
Him "...M and E?"
Me "uh, yeah. That's ME."

The cupcakes, I even took a picture when I realized what they said. Top two had candles in them, they are not inverted boobs

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MaeBeWeird
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2015
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Philosophically dad-joked my Mom today

My niece (3) was showing us all of her toys, one of which was toy a cupcake tin. The joking commenced. Mom: Oh wow that's really cool, you could make some neat cupcakes with this.

Me: Yeah its really awesome.

Mom: Just put some play doh (Plato) in here and you're all set.

Me: What if you put some Aristotle in there?

Mom: typical eye roll and mom groan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nickiecz
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2015
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Dancer Names

As a father of three, by far my favorite Dad Joke has to be claiming things as my "Dancer Names". I have at least one or two a week.

It's whenever someone says something in conversation which sounds like it could be a Stripper name. Off the top of my head, here are some I've used:

"Yummy Cupcakes", "Pansy Taboo", "Stamen Fuzz", "Dark Almond", "Squeeze Bacon", "Bolt Upright"

I'll often follow it up with a hint as to what that show may just be like.

Guy on television: "The bee is now covered in stamin fuzz..."

Me: "'Stamen Fuzz' is my dancer name. Quite a show; not for the allergic."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DaveboNutpunch
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2014
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Someone brought in cake to work

I look around the lunch room for a plate, but all I can find are cups. As I walk out with my cake people look at me strange saying "A cup?"

My friend chimes in: "Yea, It's a cupcake"

He's going places...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spartian
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2013
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Yam-themed dadjoke, definitely as bad as you think

I was snapchatting a friend of mine and I started talking about this purple yam (or ube) cupcake I was eating

Friend: Is purple yam actually good?

Me: Yep! It's very yam-y

-6 seconds later-

Me: I'm sorry that was uncalled for.

I still haven't gotten a reply, so worth it though

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madeofthumbs
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2013
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My dad would be proud

I was out getting food with my mock trial team and we went to a place called Jones Bros which was a cupcake and coffeeshop. I got a coffee called the "Nirvana Carmel Latte". After I sat down, my friend asked me how it tasted. I said "It tastes like teen spirit".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alphafox823
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2013
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