None of the other subs seem to appreciate my festive Gingerbread house. Maybe you folks would appreciate it?
My friend is addicted to watching other people eat a gingerbread house.
Doctors are calling it munch housing by proxy.
You know why there are Gingerbread men and not Gingerbread women ?
It's the Pastryarchy.
What did the gingerbread man put on his bed?
A cookie sheet!
What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
Cookie sheets
What do gingerbread men put on their beds?
Cookie sheets!
My grandfather died after eating too many gingerbread houses last Christmas.
Doctors said it was munch housinβ syndrome.
Do you know what game a german gingerbread kid plays?
Gluten Tag
How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
The gingerbread man goes to the doctor and tells him he broke his foot.
The doctor asks "did you try icing it?"
Why did the gingerbread man go to the doctor?
He felt crummy.
The gingerbread man keeps smiling at me
Guess he's just a cooky guy
Help, how do I stop the gingerbread men?
They just won't stop spreading.
How do gingerbread men stay warm at night?
Cookie sheets
Where did the Gingerbread Man lose his leg?
Back in the 'Nom War
How does the Gingerbread Man walk when he has diahorrea?
Very gingerly.
The Gingerbread Man goes to the doctor for a sore knee.
The doctor told him to try icing it.
