A list of puns related to "Shortbread"
Did you hear about the red-headed cookie that broke it’s leg?
Did you hear about the cookie that quietly laughs at other cookies’ drawings?
Did you hear about the dessert that got cast in the bakery’s reboot of Indiana Jones: The Temple of Doom?
Did you hear about the friends the zombies are making in heaven?
Did you hear about the Mushroom Kingdom princess that abdicated the throne to pursue the shoe repair trade?
Did you hear about the 49th state in the Union legalizing recreational marijuana?
Did you hear about the Bavarian teacher that filled up her blackboard every day?
Did you hear about the hip New York hotspots for citrus fruits?
Did you hear about the mother's sister that really likes her nieces and nephews?
Did you hear about people wagering money on a boxing match in the Arctic between a heavyweight champ and raspberries?
Grandma: Would you like some millionaire shortbread?
Dad: No, no, it's too rich for me.
Me, looking in oven: Is that cornbread?
Mom: Shortbread (takes a peak)...but it's not rising very well...guess it's gonna be really short.
"It's not long now."