Better eat it before it goes off.
He's jelly.
Because they were jell-os
But I was made in the royal gravy
How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?
It was offal.
Son: "Damn it, I just finished this too."
Me: "I guess you could say the proof is in the pudding."
Groans
The proof is in the pudding
Dad - What are you doing?
Son - Getting a bowl of Banana Pudding.
Dad - OH, I'm allergic to Banana Pudding.
Son - (EXTREME SKEPTICISM) What do you mean you're allergic?
Dad - I can't eat just one bowl.
Yeah, I hear they're PUDDING the competition out of business!
For dessert we'd made something called a queen of cakes which involves a custard and breadcrumb base and a meringue topping. The custard hadn't set properly and as eating I said, "This hasn't set properly, it's like curdled custard!" seconds later my dad replied with "Was that in the dining room with the candlestick?" I was the only one that got it, I must say I'm impressed, just finished a game of cluedo with the family.
How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?
