Bought a Raspberry Bomb pudding for Xmas. Close to sell by date.

Better eat it before it goes off.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2020
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What do you say of someone who envies a pudding?

He's jelly.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kaheil2
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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Why did the gelatin hate the pudding?

Because they were jell-os

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaptainAmerica80
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2020
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I was born a Yorkshire pudding

But I was made in the royal gravy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Elliott268
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2020
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Vladimir pudding
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πŸ‘€︎ u/solid_salad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2019
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Today I learned vegetarians can't eat pudding.

How can you have any pudding if you don't eat your meat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoeFas
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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What are the only clothes pudding wears?

Flannels

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jojabean
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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I had kidney and liver pudding for dinner last night.

It was offal.

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πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2018
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Does anyone else here eat vanilla pudding out of a mayonnaise jar?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Boom223
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2018
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My Son spilled some pudding on his geometry homework the other day

Son: "Damn it, I just finished this too."

Me: "I guess you could say the proof is in the pudding."

Groans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wwjjgg
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2015
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What happens when you spill tequila at the pudding factory?

The proof is in the pudding

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πŸ‘€︎ u/handyandy69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2016
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Dad's allergic to Banana Pudding

Dad - What are you doing?
Son - Getting a bowl of Banana Pudding.
Dad - OH, I'm allergic to Banana Pudding.
Son - (EXTREME SKEPTICISM) What do you mean you're allergic?
Dad - I can't eat just one bowl.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klemorali
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2017
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My wife: I didn't know Hershey made pudding!

Yeah, I hear they're PUDDING the competition out of business!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/foodcoloringbook
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2017
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So I was eating an improperly cooked pudding...

For dessert we'd made something called a queen of cakes which involves a custard and breadcrumb base and a meringue topping. The custard hadn't set properly and as eating I said, "This hasn't set properly, it's like curdled custard!" seconds later my dad replied with "Was that in the dining room with the candlestick?" I was the only one that got it, I must say I'm impressed, just finished a game of cluedo with the family.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/curryhouseindia
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2014
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Pudding?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ex_Tractor_Fan
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2013
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Can vegans eat pudding?

How can you have any pudding if you don’t eat your meat?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Madaardvark
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2019
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