Shortbread Puns

A list of puns related to "Shortbread"

What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 14 2019
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It's not long...

Shortbread.

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👤︎ u/glassishalfull
📅︎ Oct 23 2019
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Whats a Corgi's favorite kind of cookie?

Shortbread.

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👤︎ u/Mt105
📅︎ May 24 2019
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What's a dwarfs favourite biscuit?

Shortbread.

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👤︎ u/TrappiTheUgly
📅︎ Jun 10 2018
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Dad strikes again at my Grandma's house.

Grandma: Would you like some millionaire shortbread?

Dad: No, no, it's too rich for me.

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👤︎ u/GabuTheBunny
📅︎ Jan 02 2015
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Mom-joked

Me, looking in oven: Is that cornbread?

Mom: Shortbread (takes a peak)...but it's not rising very well...guess it's gonna be really short.

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👤︎ u/mnyfrsh
📅︎ Mar 02 2014
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Fell for it every time.

"It's not long now."

"What isn't?"

"Shortbread."

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👤︎ u/HairyBaws
📅︎ Sep 14 2013
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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 04 2019
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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 06 2019
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What biscuit does a short person like?

Shortbread.

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👤︎ u/notdadbot
📅︎ Nov 18 2019
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