Biscotti Puns

A list of puns related to "Biscotti"

I thought I was being clever by handing my dad a biscotti with a bunch of butter on it

Him- "This is butter than I thought"

(I know, It's bad)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Neversummer77
πŸ“…︎ Jan 15 2014
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What did the intergalactic cookie say to the other intergalactic cookie?

Beam me up biscotti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeardedBinder
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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What do you call a dog that likes both boys and girls?

A biscotti.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/herbalation
πŸ“…︎ Jun 07 2018
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