What do you get when you eat too many ciabatta rolls?

You get a ciabody!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quegood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Italian white bread is Santa's favorite because

As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout......"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DadJoker1988
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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I accused my baker son of not achieving anything..

He stood up and said β€œyou breader believe I’m not loafing around, I’m on a roll!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ruminino
πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2019
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Got the wife this morning

On our way to breakfast, we passed a restaurant called Fogata's... Wife: I haven't heard anything good or bad about this place. Me: Oh I have. But I fogata bout it.

Bonus: First post!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/D-Dad
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2014
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So I told my kids we were having some special Christmas bread.

Ciabatta.

You know, like the song.

"Ciabatta watch out. Ciabatta not cry...."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pseu
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2014
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryannbajaj
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2019
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Never pick a fight with an Italian baker....

He’ll ciabatta you

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ringerstinger
πŸ“…︎ Jun 01 2019
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What kind of bread is served in Heaven?

Ciabatta?

Focaccia?

Sourdough?

Actually it's Naan of the above.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Vik-Vinegar
πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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I've never felt so proud of myself.

So my mom bought a bag of ciabatta bread for sandwiches. She told my uncle and said he can have some. He asked if there was enough and I shouted "Yeah, Ciabatta whole bag!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jdCHALLENGER
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2015
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What'd the baker use her lotto winnings on?

Ciabatta oven.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blindfire40
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2015
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My roommate got me at dinner...

Her: What is ciabatta (pronounced chi-a-bahta)?

Me: Ciabatta is bread. You put fancy things in it.

Her: Is that a female baseball player, 'cause ciabatta (she a battah). . .

Me: . . . Dead

Edit: Phone does not make for good formatting when one forgets to double space.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/blueboxreddress
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2014
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