When French people make bread, they throw the dough at the window to see if it's ready to bake

I guess that's why they call it window pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dumbwaeguk
πŸ“…︎ Dec 25 2020
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I can still remember the time I undercooked my French bread.

The pain is still Raw.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WhoElseButAlf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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A baker in my town accidentally fell inside a truck full of French bread.

He is in a lot of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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Managed to eat over a foot of french bread.

Guess my appetite wasn't loafing around

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MrHollowed
πŸ“…︎ Mar 08 2020
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The lady at the French bakery asked me if I’d like my bread in a carrying receptacle.

I told her to baguette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/iamtheday
πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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I took a bite out of French bread while my teeth were hurting.

It was a bit of a pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheBellsprout101
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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If you are craving fancy French bread, but live in a sketchy neighbourhood.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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How do you package French bread? reddit.com/r/puns/comment…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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I accidentally broke a window while tossing a loaf of stale french bread

What a pain, what a pane, what a pain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PaxPaw
πŸ“…︎ Mar 21 2018
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I went to a french patisserie for some bread today.

It was a real pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrFoo1
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2018
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I hate getting french bread stuck in my throat

It's a pain in the neck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RadToTheBone86
πŸ“…︎ Jun 24 2017
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I sat on some French bread the other day

it was a real pain in the arse.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JoopNoscope
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2017
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I asked my friend if we should buy some French bread. He said "we don't need it..

..baguette some anyway"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EpicPunz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2017
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When I'm checking out customers who bring french bread through my lane...

"Ma'am, do you want this in your cart, or do you want us to baguette?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thecambanks
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2013
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I can't wait for the new Veggietales movie. I hear it covers WW2 including Canadian Bacon, French Bread, Spanish Wine, American Roasts, British Root Veggies, and Nazi Sausages.

I'm not saying I'll watch it. But there's been wurst casting.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CaughtInthePocket
πŸ“…︎ Nov 24 2015
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No no it’s not sbread that’s the stuff you put on the bread.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CookieDough-234
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Get it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/MiguelBantu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2020
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I'm starting a death metal band for people with Celiac's Disease

We're called "Gluten for Punishment."

Our first single is "Bread or Alive."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scrranger11
πŸ“…︎ Nov 28 2020
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If you were born and raised in France, what does that make you?

French bread (bred)!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/crysindolphin
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
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What do you call a French person being a jerk?

A douchebaguette

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yggdrasi117
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2018
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You need to know a little french for this...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/juzkuz1
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2017
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I used to like french toast

But making it is such a pain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JavaSwirl
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2017
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Why are bakers in France always in agony?

Because to the French, bread is pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandehmand
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18 2019
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Did you hear about the Frenchman that fell off his roof, but landed in a pile of baguettes?

He survived, but he's in a lot of pain.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ezra611
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2017
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A baguette in the butt is a pain in the ass.

Pain is the word for bread in French. I posted this to r/Showerthoughts which did not go over well

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πŸ‘€︎ u/forcemon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 19 2015
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The language of loaf

I managed to get my dad with this one the other day. (That's right, I'm gunning for you old man!)

Me: Hey, can I use this bread?
Dad: What is it?
Me: A loaf of french bread.
Dad: Sure, I don't think we're saving it for anything. What do you think makes it french bread?
Me: It's a 'pain' to eat.

His groan and chuckle was sweet music in my ears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Twitch_Half
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2015
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How do you package French bread?

You baguette.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pfheonix
πŸ“…︎ Jun 14 2019
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