I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.

The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Prpeach
πŸ“…︎ Feb 17 2021
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To kill a French vampire, you have to drive a baguette through it's heart.

Sounds easy, but the process is painstaking .

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2020
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Went to the zoo this morning and found a baguette in a cage.

Pretty sure it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LoganWren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 22 2021
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I tried to build a house from baguettes

Now I live in pain

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πŸ‘€︎ u/analytik
πŸ“…︎ Jan 16 2021
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What does a French dominatrix say as she whacks you with a baguette?

Welcome.. to the world of le pain!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alterom
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2020
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Today someone hit me with a baguette

De pain was real

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tliteratesims
πŸ“…︎ Nov 13 2020
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If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette...

...can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BrillWolf
πŸ“…︎ Sep 04 2020
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What do you call a baguette up your butt

A pain in the ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheOutcast06
πŸ“…︎ Oct 28 2020
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My sister's family lost their only income when his husband got fired from his job making shoes, baguettes and sausages.

He was their sole bread wiener.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2020
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French zombies are impervious to wooden stakes. You have to stab them with baguettes...

... which is a pain staking process.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What does a burnt baguette and an unwanted child have in common?

Didn't pull out fast enough.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigBreadfruit8
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
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I once accidentally sat on a baguette

It was a pain in the arse

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CallMeCurious
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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A man goes to the zoo and sees a baguette in a cage

The man says to a zookeeper "Why's that in there?" and the zookeeper says "What do you mean? It's bread in captivity. "

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roachwarrior
πŸ“…︎ May 06 2020
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Last week at the zoo, I saw a baguette in a cage.

It made me sad, because I knew it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JCokeDaKilla
πŸ“…︎ May 02 2019
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Never baguette
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BeefOrSalmon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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Baguette medicine is what I need
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chaotician1980
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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*screams in baguette*
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πŸ‘€︎ u/average_at_life
πŸ“…︎ Apr 04 2019
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I decided not to buy a baguette after seeing a pathetic mock up of it in the bakery window.

It was a terrible roll model.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rc538
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Take this pun and Baguette with the others
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πŸ‘€︎ u/waffle9k
πŸ“…︎ Feb 21 2019
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Baguettes are better than croissants change my mind

In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day because they surrender their love to each other

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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What did the girl buy at the bakery? β€œShe-bought-a baguette!”
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vitoanz
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2019
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Dis you hear about the man who was hospitalised after using a baguette as an improvised sex toy?

The doctor said it was a complete pain in the ass.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ApacheFlame
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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Someone shoved a baguette up my donkey's butt

What a pain in the ass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Asmor
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2018
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What do you call a dog made entirely of baguettes?

Pure bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Naiphe
πŸ“…︎ May 11 2019
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 09 2021
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The keeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OJAMZ23
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/elwheelio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2021
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I went to the zoo today and found a baguette in a cage...

I'm pretty sure it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Xtreme331
πŸ“…︎ Jan 24 2021
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The only way to kill a French vampire is to slowly drive a baguette through its heart.

The process is a little painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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I went to the zoo the other day and saw a baguette in the cage

The sign said bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Def_Not_Alt_Acct
πŸ“…︎ Jun 27 2020
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I saw a baguette in a cage, there was a sign next to it.

It reads β€œBread in Captivity”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Otacon368
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/netflix_dweller
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Geruvah
πŸ“…︎ Feb 03 2020
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

It was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ThatWasAQuiche
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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Only way to kill a French vampire is to stab it in its heart with a baguette.

But the whole damn process is painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fyrebrand18
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kilahmchris
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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To kill a French Vampire you need to drive a baguette through its heart

Sounds easy but the process is painstaking.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chx_
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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I went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JG_melon
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2018
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zomon34
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The Zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sizzlingmaniac69
πŸ“…︎ Jan 11 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Owlbear15
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2019
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Did you see the baguette in a cage?

The sign underneath it said bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2020
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A baguette in the butt would be a pain in the ass.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/akayomi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 05 2017
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So I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage....

I asked the zoo keeper why there was a baguette in a cage and he said it was bread in captivity!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SlimReaper1DTM
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage...

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tryantula
πŸ“…︎ Mar 02 2018
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Last time I went to the zoo I saw a baguette in a cage, .

when I asked the keeper about it, he said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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Went to the zoo yesterday with my family and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper said it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eshenanigans
πŸ“…︎ Apr 21 2019
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I went to the zoo and saw a baguette in a cage

The zookeeper told me it was bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hamburgler007
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2018
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went to the zoo yesterday and saw a baguette in a cage.

The zoo keeper told me it was bread in captivity.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thewargingned
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2018
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I saw a baguette at the zoo

It was Bread in captivity

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πŸ‘€︎ u/theMasterDerpy
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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