What's the opposite of a croissant?

A happy uncle.

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2021
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What do you call a croissant with no ass?

A flat bread.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xydrogen
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
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Baguettes are better than croissants change my mind

In France people give each other white roses on Valentine’s Day because they surrender their love to each other

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πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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You can never trust a Croissant to get things done.

They're super flakey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/machambo7
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2017
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My favorite phase of the moon is croissant moon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/chrisc44890
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2019
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What did the croissant say to the coffee in the morning?

You're just not my cup of tea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/celeriss
πŸ“…︎ Jun 05 2016
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Never make doctors appointments with a croissant

They'll always flake out on you

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πŸ“…︎ May 04 2018
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A danish, a cornbread piece, and a croissant plays Dungeons and Dragons

I guess you can say they are roll playing ...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/aparks1437
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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What's it called when your mothers sister is upset?

A croissant...

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2021
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When I was a kid, my parents would always say "Excuse my french" after a swear word.

I'll never forget that first day at school when the teacher asked did we know any French

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2020
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Guess the Visual Pun punpics.com/preview/previ…
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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2020
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A French guy started a charitable foundation that symbolizes the coexistence between faiths; combining "Red Cross" and "Red Crescent". What did he call it?

Red Croissant

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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The Pundits - Part 1

A quaint little men's class,

a few with class,

some smelling of a gin glass,

some with eyes of a lass,

the remainder eyeing a lad,

but all glad,

and all present,

youngster of the present,

bearders of the crescent,

readers new testaments,

preachers of old testaments,

bearers of saffron tenets,

wearers of white tints,

weird lovers of croissant,

well, all here, will all hear?

we never know,

lets look at the show


The English teacher, said,

"how to drink a juice?"

i know, said bart the bartender,

"with vodka and chicken tender"

the weirded beardo now angry,

showed he was a shouter,

wanted to be a bart-ender,

while shushing the crowd,

use a pipe, piped up a voice, loud,

"huh" exclaimed preacher pastor,

"no smoking" he said, showing a guilty fluster ,

"no sir" said the voice,

I'm extra maker,

spoke the voice quicker,

Mr.White scratching head,

"I'm an ex-straw maker",

the air cleared.


Proceeding further, Teacher continued,

the class was listening, eyes glued,

"etiquette is important" he said,

"wear napkin before eating",

their faces changed,

pulse now beating,

Mr.White said, "sir, we don't bleed",

an irritated saffron Sundar spoke,

"if you bleed, education you don't need"

the English sir, now a sundered bloke,

calmed the masked fish market,

as his God's fate chisel hammered,

"Do you know how to fork?" he stammered,

a brief silence, and too many whispers later

"I Pen is use sir", said a bright face,

"Do you know how to use a fork?" he corrected,

with damage now done, Silence resumed.



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πŸ‘€︎ u/themadraspaiyan
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2018
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What do you call your mother’s angry French sister?

Your croissant

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KutMeister
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2018
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What is the opposite of a croissant?

A happy uncle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kgangadhar
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2020
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What is the opposite of a croissant

A Happy Uncle..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cullina64
πŸ“…︎ Sep 16 2020
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