yes , synonym rolls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/v4ib
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I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire

those were goodyears!!!!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Whlightning
πŸ“…︎ Aug 10 2020
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Mmm.. Synonym rolls

..The way old Grammar used to make them.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HugoZHackenbush2
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2020
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Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"

My response: "144? That's a gross"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jazzywaffles84
πŸ“…︎ Mar 16 2020
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I love synonym rolls.

They're just like cinnamon rolls. Only spelled different.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bandjock649
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2020
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Some think dad jokes make just roll your eyes. But they are actually awesome. And here is why.

###Y

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LeSpatula
πŸ“…︎ Aug 02 2020
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Why did the baker switch to dog shaped rolls?

He always wanted a purebred.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jzr171
πŸ“…︎ Jun 22 2020
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I told my wife a dad joke and she gave me two eye rolls...

Normally, she rolls only one eye. 😡

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I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.

Those were Goodyears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drunk98
πŸ“…︎ May 31 2020
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What do you call the same thing as a cinnamon roll?

A synonym roll.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RAClef
πŸ“…︎ Jul 29 2020
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Grammar made the best synonym rolls
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πŸ‘€︎ u/E-4-Epic-24
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?

To get to the bottom...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/olisticu
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it down hill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hossamus
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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So I said to Arnie: "Where did you get those toilet rolls?"

He said: "Aisle B, Back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghost_R11121
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2020
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Synonym rolls only make your vocabulary fat!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLisaShow2020
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2020
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There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.

My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece

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πŸ‘€︎ u/holymolybreath
πŸ“…︎ May 29 2020
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When you roll in from a night out but you're tyred so you just sit down in the garden slumped against the wall
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mustardbyname
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2020
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I don’t always roll a joint but when I do...

It’s my ankle.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cassshea1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2020
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I bought a roll of over priced Velcro yesterday

It was a rip off

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Harry_Maguire
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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A really want a Vietnamese roll.

But they Bahn Mi from going outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drozzi007
πŸ“…︎ Apr 29 2020
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I am on a roll, I mean what are circles...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrSigmaNut
πŸ“…︎ Apr 26 2020
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"Dad, why do scuba divers roll backward off boats?"

"Because if they rolled forward, they'd still be in the boat."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BlankPhotos
πŸ“…︎ May 17 2020
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How do you make a cheese roll

Push it down a hill!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tetris99issupreme
πŸ“…︎ Apr 24 2020
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I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....

I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrFabulous0
πŸ“…︎ Mar 19 2020
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A man walks into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm and says...

"Pint please, and one for the road

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krystx57
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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The honorable baker walked into a room full of rolls

"All rise."

The baker said humbly, "you don't need to do that." The rolls responded:

"It's the yeast we can do."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fingerpants
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.

He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 04 2019
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I put the last roll of toilet paper on the dispenser today.

Shits just got real.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RobMV03
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2020
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Single man with toilet roll seeks single woman with hand sanitizer..

Looking for good clean fun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BHoleButterRoll
πŸ“…︎ Mar 23 2020
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How do you make a Swiss roll?

Just push them down a slope

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πŸ‘€︎ u/noob07inferno
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2020
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How many pennies in a roll of pennies have a Lincoln face?

It's actually one per cent.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lfantine
πŸ“…︎ Mar 25 2020
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Tried this on daddit and it was not well received, got a hard eye roll and a giggle from my daughter, am I doing this right? I need some help with my leeky bowl.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/theaut0maticman
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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So, I said to Arnie Schwarmaswagger, "Where did you get those toilet rolls?"

He said, "Aisle B, back."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RayInRed
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2020
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They finally invented a golf ball that uses GPS signal to locate the hole, and then roll in.

Just dont put it your back pocket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Squirrel_MD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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I saw this fish the other day holding a roll of chicken wire...

... I thought, that makes sense, it’s a swordfish, they’re good at fencing.

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πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2020
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I was on a roll yesterday
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πŸ‘€︎ u/CorinGetorix
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2019
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I’m on a roll here with all these puns guys
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakerabbit25
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2019
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What do you get when you eat too many ciabatta rolls?

You get a ciabody!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/quegood
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2020
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Just roll with it
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Two mice were chewing on a film roll.

One of them says, β€œI think the book was better.”

Credit: Tiny Tower Bitbook

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πŸ‘€︎ u/maybejaeby
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2020
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A stone with a lot of achievements is a roll model.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/StarkeStrawberry
πŸ“…︎ Nov 27 2019
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Rock and roll. . .

Or what ever comes first ;)

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2019
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Bad puns are how eye roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Content_Drummer
πŸ“…︎ May 04 2019
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FiancΓ© dropped a roll of tape..

He stepped on it and said to his coworker β€œoh shit! You caught me on tape”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CosmicallyKayla
πŸ“…︎ Jan 17 2020
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Autobots, roll out
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I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2019
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Rock & Roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Mear
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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On my roll of candy
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kjkfloor17
πŸ“…︎ Nov 06 2019
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Guac n roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Greigers
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2019
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My stoner friend used my daily planner to roll up a joint…

He’s now high on my list of priorities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GhostPotency
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2019
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My mother told me that the only musicians more promiscuous than rock and roll artists were jazz musicians.

Because they were always having sax.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CalmingVisionary
πŸ“…︎ Dec 30 2019
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What’s an actors favorite sushi roll?

β€œI-hope-I-get-this” roll

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πŸ‘€︎ u/snazman15
πŸ“…︎ Dec 24 2019
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When the new year rolls around, I need new glasses.

I need to be able to see in 2020.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mrkowz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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An unsatisfied chicken lays in bed smoking a cigarette next to an egg that rolls to its side embarrassed

Chicken: Well I guess we solved that riddle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RKO-Cutter
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2019
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Bad puns are how eye roll.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 13 2019
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Dad, why do scuba divers roll backwards off the boat?

Because, son, if they rolled forwards they'd still be in the boat.

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My stoner friend used my daily agenda notebook to roll up a joint.

He is now high on my list of priorities.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 30 2018
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Leaf no stone unturned until all heads roll.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/134282
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2018
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Why did the chicken cross the road, roll in mud, and cross the road again?

It was a dirty double crosser.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BoxfullofBuns
πŸ“…︎ Oct 24 2019
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What do you call 1000kg of egg rolls?

Won Ton

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πŸ‘€︎ u/plumpyboii
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2019
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One of my favorite childhood memories is when my dad used to roll us down the hill inside of a tire.

Those were the Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NoneMoreHip
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I was on a roll last night.

My family was having a burger night and I improvised some groaners:

Q - How does it sound when your cousin drives an ambulance?
A - Neeeenaaaaa-neeeeenaaaaa! (There is a cousin called Nina)
Q - How do you know when your cousin is coming to visit?
A - they ring the Issa-belle! (Yip, you guessed it there is a cousin called Issabelle)

Q - What does a dinosaur say to offer you a hot drink?
A - Would you like some tea, Rex? (Hate to over explain and ruin the joke but just in case - Rex )

Then during bathtime:

Q - When a crab goes to jail where do they lock him up?
A - A jail shell. (there was a decorative jar of shells there which I used as a muse for this piece)

Q - How does a daddy cow clean himself at night?
A - In a bub-bull bath. (Just came to me)

Q - What does an astronaut use in the bath?
A - A space cloth. (this one didn't really land but I stand by it)

Q - What do you use to wash your hair in the toilet?
A - Sham-poo (low hanging fruit but this one absolut

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dat_asthma
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I never expected the vintage movie I was watching to end with everyone doing a dance popular in the early 60s which is inspired by rock and roll.

It was a twist ending.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sodrohu
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/red_19s
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2019
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I’m ready to wok and roll.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2018
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I don’t always roll joints...

But when I do it’s usually an ankle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dave_from_
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2019
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My chat full of childless Dad's were on a roll
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wronkey360
πŸ“…︎ Mar 28 2019
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Is that a sushi roll in your pocket?

Or are you just happy sashimi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Confucius93
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2019
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My wife left me because I used too many loo rolls.

I couldn't help that it all went to shit.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/alii-b
πŸ“…︎ Sep 15 2019
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I have fond memories of my childhood when Dad used to roll us down a hill inside spare car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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I remember our childhood quite fondly. My favorite memory is when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2019
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What do you get when you roll a joint with a page from the dictionary?

High definition.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jul 01 2019
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Why did the orange only roll half way down the hill?

He ran out of juice! 🍊πŸ₯€

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GrizzlyBaird2112
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2019
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Dad jokes are how eye roll!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/webguy1975
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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I recently heard that the agriculture industry will be discontinuing baling hay in big rolls

The livestock can’t get a square meal!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/oldwahsatch
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2019
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Made my 11 yr old laugh and my wife roll her eyes this kornint. It was a good day.

My 2 yr old is constantly dropping small toys down the grate on the air return and a couple rolled out if site. This morning, I stuck my head down it and found a couple the had been missing for a couple weeks. Yay, dad!

My wife told me "She likes to drop her toys down there when she's angry."

I told her "you can't be upset. She's just venting!"

Groans and laughs ensued.

Edit: "this morning." What the hell is a kornint?

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 02 2017
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On the dad joke scale, I got my first ever eye-roll and sharp exhale WITH a walk out of the room from my wife!

Me: Today was an awful day at work

Wife: Are you serious? Tell me about it

Me: I’m not Sirius, I’m your husband. And Itt was a short, hirsute creature who looked short of like a haystack with sunglasses; he was Gomez’s cousin and spoke in high pitched gibberish all the time. Now if we could get back to my day...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mfitzy87
πŸ“…︎ Aug 22 2019
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A man walked into a bar with a roll of tarmac under his arm. He said to the barman " a pint of beer please".

....and one for the road.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Blarty97
πŸ“…︎ Aug 16 2019
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I heard my wife's eyes roll through text...

Wife: Stopping at the bar for a drink after work.

Me: Would you bring some whiskey home?

Wife: 10-4

Me: = 6

Edit: this particular bar has a liquor store up front.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChaosX422
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2018
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I had a happy childhood, my dad used to put me in a tyre and roll me down the hill...

They were GoodYears

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lewwap
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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What do you do when someone rolls their eyes at you?

You roll them back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trippyjabberwocky
πŸ“…︎ Aug 11 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

It needed to get to the bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thepattato
πŸ“…︎ Sep 10 2019
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How do you make a sausage roll?

Push it down a hill

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ort0810
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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After Ordering the Charmin Forever Roll... reddit.com/r/Nswietsmbid/…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FlameKissedBacon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2019
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A teacher is taking roll call in a classroom of sweet potato students. The teacher asks "is John here?"

John raises his hand, "I yam."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KarateChop231
πŸ“…︎ Jun 08 2019
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What is a cinnamon roll’s favorite holiday?

YEASTer

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cananbaum
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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"Have you seen our toilet roll?" asked my wife.

"Don't be daft," I replied. "A toilet is a stationary object."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2019
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I had a happy childhood; Dad would roll me down the hill in a tire.

Those were Goodyears.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JaceAltair
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mesir
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2019
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Why did the toilet paper roll down the hill?

To get to the bottom

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dandan_56
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Why did the chicken cross the road roll in the mud and then cross back over the road

Because he was a dirty double crosser

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TrashMannCo
πŸ“…︎ Oct 01 2019
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Why did the toilet roll, roll down hill?

To get to the bottom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RB9k
πŸ“…︎ Sep 24 2019
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I still remember fondly the times dad used to roll us down the hill inside tires.

Those were the Good Years.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2018
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I don’t always roll a joint

But when I do, it’s my ankle

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πŸ‘€︎ u/whiplash1911
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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How do you make an egg roll?

You push it

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chicken-of-Wisdom
πŸ“…︎ May 19 2019
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