I wrote down the names of all the people I hate on a piece of paper, but my roommate used it roll up a joint.
Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.
I had a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tires and roll me down hills
When I was first learning Photoshop I got a bit creative. I could hear my friends roll their eyes.
I still remember my childhood quite fondly, when dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.
I bought a roll on deodorant, the instructions said "remove cap and push up bottom"...
I walk kinda funny now but my farts smell great!
Why Did The Toilet Paper Roll Down The Hill?
My friend wasn't happy with his new car, so I said "Dude, just roll with it".
I made a meme on r/golf. It slow rolls a dadjoke. Please enjoy.
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Please know the scorecard isn't mine. I shamelessly stole that from google search.
The first company to rename their dinner rolls "gravy mops" is really going to clean up.
You know, I had such a happy childhood. My dad used to put me in tyres and roll me down the hill.
So I went to my local astrology group and was asked to take roll call. And wouldn’t you know it?
All the signs were there.
How do you make a sausage roll
What language do impersonators of the King of Rock n' Roll sing in?
Do any of you have experience making Moroccan Rolls?
I found a recipe in a magazine but I wasn't sure about it because the recipe calls for thyme and a bunch of other spices. I had them all, but unfortunately they were all expired. I decided to make them anyways, took them to a party, and they ended up all being eaten, everyone thought they were delicious.
I guess what they say is true.
People love that old thyme Moroccan roll.
What’s the difference between spring rolls and summer rolls?
Just like grammar used to make.
Did you hear about the guy shooting paper towel rolls in the wild?
The other day I saw a large number of bread rolls moving rhythmically to music.
They were doing it in a-bun-dance.
I never roll my eyes at people.
Someone: "If you need 144 rolls of toilet paper for a 14 day quarantine you probably should've been seeing a doctor long before COVID-19"
My response: "144? That's a gross"
Mmm.. Synonym rolls
..The way old Grammar used to make them.
I had a happy childhood, dad would roll me down the hill in a tire
I don’t often roll joints...
But when I do it’s usually my ankle
I had a great childhood, I remember my dad would put me in a tire & roll me down the hill all summer.
I was reminded of the time’s when I was a child the other day. My dad is to stick us in tires and roll us down the hills in the back yard....
Those were the GOODYEARS.
I love synonym rolls.
They're just like cinnamon rolls. Only spelled different.
Why did the baker switch to dog shaped rolls?
He always wanted a purebred.
Grammar made the best synonym rolls
Synonym rolls only make your vocabulary fat!
Some think dad jokes make just roll your eyes. But they are actually awesome. And here is why.
I wrote down the names of everyone I hate on a piece of paper, and my roommate used that to roll his joint.
He’s now high on the list of people I never want to see again.
I don’t always roll a joint but when I do...
What do you call the same thing as a cinnamon roll?
Why did the toilet roll go down the hill?
I told my wife a dad joke and she gave me two eye rolls...
Normally, she rolls only one eye. 😵
I bought a roll of over priced Velcro yesterday
How do you make an egg roll?
There’s this coin wrapper that can roll any coin: pennies, nickels, dimes etc. Just roll it up to a marked spot and voila, a perfect roll.
My favorite wrapper is the fifty cent piece
When you roll in from a night out but you're tyred so you just sit down in the garden slumped against the wall
I ran out of toilet roll so am reduced to wiping my butt with lettuce leaves.....
I fear it's just the tip of the iceberg.
A really want a Vietnamese roll.
But they Bahn Mi from going outside.
I am on a roll, I mean what are circles...
I remember my childhood quite fondly, when Dad used to roll us down the hill inside car tires.
Those were the Good Years.