What color is the wind??

Blew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ab1113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06
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A guy came into my office today and said he could turn people into wind turbines.

I immediately became a huge fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/LateBandicoot9
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05
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What happens when Thor breaks wind

There’s thunder down under

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...

`It was his weather vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14
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What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are huge metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expired_lemonade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11
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I see! Said the blind man pissing into the wind...

It all comes back to me now

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sampled_carton
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23
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I own a wind turbine.

It provides me energy and it’s also my biggest fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 12
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Wind

Nature’s biggest fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thechiefheath
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11
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I joke about heavy wind

It will really blow you away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drlsoccer08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27
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A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France

That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12
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Why is the wind so strong today?

It’s clearly been working out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khalid147
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29
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How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?

He lost the other in Nom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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My Mrs asked me to wind the baby...

I thought that was a bit harsh so I only gave it a dead arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastHeroHere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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I had a friend who has always suffered with bad wind.

Poor Gail.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/slap_the_teacakes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05
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Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,

"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/centstwo
πŸ“…︎ Feb 18
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Why did the wind take down a part of trump’s Wall?

Because it was the only thing with Trump’s name on it that couldn’t dodge a draft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/o_Oz
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30
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Southern (US) dadjoke: Better brush ya teeth afore ya wind up with summer teeth!

Daughter: What are summer teeth?

Me: Well. Summer there. But some ain't.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/breakone9r
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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I just bought new wind chimes.

It was a pretty sound investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03
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I was talking to a wind turbine last week and we started discussing our favorite music...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oilspilpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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what is wind?

just air in a hurry.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/WaterSheep1
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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A wind turbine asked his friend what music he liked.

"I'm a big metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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Swords ~ Wind Types
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WubBeats
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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The wind made me had a boner today.

I guess you can call it a stiff breeze.

( credit to u/Ncrawler65 )

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DeezBalls41
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12
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I wanted to share this picture of me throwing caution the wind (β€˜:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attactions
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like bananas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_tsirhC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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Wind turbines

I’m a big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CasualAustralian
πŸ“…︎ Dec 18 2019
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My friend likes to stop by my wind farm and take photographs of my windmills...

He likes to shoot the breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 23 2019
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So a wind turbine asked another wind turbine: β€œwhat type of music are u into?”

The other turbine said:”I’m a huge metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UMANG1207
πŸ“…︎ Nov 17 2019
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Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says β€œWhat music do you listen to?”

The turbine says β€œI’m a massive heavy metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richie31213
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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Wind.

This weekend there was more wind than usual and my husband's friend exclaimed "Wow! Where did this wind come from?"

I pointed in the direction it was coming from. "That way. It came from that way."

I could not contain my giggles for the rest of the days over that one. It was so simple, yet made me feel invincible. I'm still laughing at myself three days later.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ChimpTang
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2019
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What's a wind turbines favourite genre of music?

To be honest, they're really big heavy metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jameel_durden
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2019
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What is the colour of the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DarkTitan1136
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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What did the wind turbine say to it's inventor?

OMG I'm such a huge fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Zekeriye1
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2019
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My other friend (the one not mentioned previously) got wind of a brand new invention for serving frozen confections...

It was an ice cream scoop.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Oct 18 2019
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Its funny how time flies like the wind and ...

Fruit flies like banana

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Dwro1234
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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It was really windy last night. A quarter of my roof came off in the wind...

oof.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haltergego
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2019
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That test on wind was so easy

It was a breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/koravel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 01 2019
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I'm a big fan of wind power
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ducati0411
πŸ“…︎ Aug 28 2019
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The amount of wind in Chicago really...

Blows me away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ClickedRandomly
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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Hurricane Wind Scale
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πŸ‘€︎ u/justlooking250
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2018
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What music genre do wind turbines like to listen to?

They’re huge metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jashbrowns
πŸ“…︎ Jun 02 2019
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A wind turbine is sitting in a field. Someone asks it, β€œWhat kind of music are you into?”

The turbine responds, β€œI’m a big metal fan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ShanePerson
πŸ“…︎ Aug 06 2019
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm

One asks, β€œWhat’s your favourite kind of music?” The other says, β€œI’m a big metal fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ghost_toast123
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2019
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What did one wind turbine say to another when asked, β€œwhat kind of music do you like?”

β€œI’m a huge metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/irelaid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 24 2019
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You know what winds me up?

People responding to their own post!

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πŸ“…︎ Apr 28 2019
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A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?

The big one, because the other was a little moron.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Joesdad65
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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I shovel my snow, but the wind keeps blowing it back.

It’s really annoying, if you catch my drift.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hypnotic99
πŸ“…︎ Jan 19 2019
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Why haven’t wind powered ships been thought of???
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πŸ‘€︎ u/themidland
πŸ“…︎ Mar 27 2019
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A Wind Turbin met Johnny Depp...

"OMG I'm such a huge Fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/InjuredTanned
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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I met with my friend who said he developed a weapon to harness the wind and propel it like a bullet. We took turns firing at a target he had in his yard...

We shot the breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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Why didn't the wind send its email?

It was just a draft

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πŸ‘€︎ u/yahtzee44444
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...

"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cmeilleur1337
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Two wind turbines in a field

One turns to the other and says "what kind of music are you into?"

The other one replies "I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 09 2019
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Happy Ash Winds Day
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bootybear911
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.

Really a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wIXMamamama
πŸ“…︎ Apr 07 2019
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High speed winds
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πŸ‘€︎ u/BigTeeeee
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2018
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So I work in the oil and gas industry and I just lost my job because of all these wind farms

Needless to say, I’m not a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxStupidBusxX
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2018
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Two wind turbines are in a field. One asks the other, β€œWhat’s your favorite kind of music?”

The other says β€œWell I’m a huge metal fan!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MudBug45
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2019
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Somewhere out there is a guy who makes wind chimes for a living!

It probably blows...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLonelyFalcon
πŸ“…︎ Jan 26 2019
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What did the President say when his prepared remarks got blown away by the wind?

Nothing, he was speechless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Liams_Nissan
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2018
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After a long, hard day’s worth of work I love to wind down by watching low-effort zombie movies and tv shows.

They’re all pretty brainless.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/uzersk
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2019
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*Johnson winds up, throws a hard one straight down the middle. That one turns fowl.* giphy.com/gifs/firstandmo…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/coadnamedalex
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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Someone asked me "What's your opinion on wind turbines?"

"Big fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JBennett_29
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2018
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BREAKING: Wind smells funny.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/countryboyathome
πŸ“…︎ Apr 03 2019
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I'm always so surprised by the winds in the spring

They really blow me away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berme101
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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What are wind turbines favorite music?

They are big metal fans

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bignate1213
πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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I saw a magician yesterday that turned audience members into wind turbines.

I immediately became a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Flurr
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Why are hurricane winds so fast?

Because if they weren't, they'd be slowicanes...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ryzikx
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2017
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Did you know that wind turbines are big fans of renewable energy?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/mcos
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2018
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Two wind turbines were standing in a field. One of them turns round and asks β€œWhat’s your favourite type of music?”. The other replies...

β€œWell I’m a big metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Overcooked-Cheese
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2018
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Hardly anyone caught wind of this
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πŸ“…︎ Jul 09 2018
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Had a presentation about wind energy today.

It was a breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tugboliass
πŸ“…︎ Apr 08 2016
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A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"

The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2018
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What did the turbine say to the wind?

Im a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/_peterrabbit_
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2018
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It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving for weeks afterward.

Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/fatandsalt
πŸ“…︎ Aug 23 2018
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Why is gold blowing through the wind?

Because it's August.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/I_love_420
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2016
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Makings puns about the wind

Is a breeze

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AskMe4AJoke
πŸ“…︎ Jul 26 2017
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Caution to the wind v.redd.it/gaipw82mo1wz
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πŸ‘€︎ u/R4CH3L_E
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2017
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What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They're huge metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/phreakmonkey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2016
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*Driving past a field of wind turbines*

Dad: Gosh, how wasteful! Who even needs all of these fans out here in the middle of nowhere?!

Gets me every time.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/malpal1234
πŸ“…︎ Jul 15 2018
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Hey dad, can you wind this cord up for me?

Dad: stupid, worthless good-for-nothing cord should be ashamed of yourself

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2018
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I once saw a magician turn an entire audience into wind turbines...

I immediately became a big fan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SerbianTarHeel
πŸ“…︎ Feb 28 2018
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Do you think back in the day when Gone With The Wind was huge...

that fans had Scarlett fever?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dunn_with_this
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2018
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I bought a used wind tunnel for really cheap but underestimated the strength of the fans.

It blew me away.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheSygil
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2018
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Tom Hanks walked into a wind tunnel.

The wind tunnel says to him "It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Hanks, I'm a huge fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Fhoxyd22
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2017
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What is a wind turbines favorite music?

They're big metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/windowlicker1234
πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2016
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicyMozzarella
πŸ“…︎ May 24
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nabeel_27
πŸ“…︎ May 27
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Wind turbines!

I’m a big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Nightman_82
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DrumSpace
πŸ“…︎ Mar 12 2019
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What color is wind?

Blew!

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 09 2019
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What color is wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/300_Black0ut
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2019
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mustachereviews
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2018
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What colour is the wind?

Blew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Cristinky420
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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I just bought new wind chimes

It was a pretty sound investment

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πŸ“…︎ Aug 07 2018
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Wind turbine

Big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Finn-GJ
πŸ“…︎ Apr 06 2019
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Time flies like the wind, and fruit flies like bananas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_tsirhC
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Time flies like the wind

And fruit flies like bananas.

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