Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
I wanted to share my joke about the wind....
.....but it's only a draft.
I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
I don’t know what I did to the wind to piss it off
It always seems to be against me lately
What do you call iron in the wind?
My friend said the the wind was really cold and painful...
I said "hey wind, chill..."
Ever heard of wind energy?
What's the color of the wind?
One wind turbine asks the other one “what kind of music do you like?”
The other one says “I’m a heavy metal fan.”
How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?
I went up to a wind turbine. I asked it if it enjoyed music.
It said yeah. I’m a big metal fan.
I asked a wind turbine whether it liked "Blowin' in the Wind"
"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"
My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...
Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.
What’s the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?
Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........
a fart smella.
I recently purchased a set of wind chimes.
So far it’s a pretty sound investment.
My friend was very irritated because his fishing pole broke and he had to wind up the fishing line manually.
He was being a reel crank.
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm
One asks "What's you favorite type of music ?" The other says "I'm a big metal fan"
How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...
"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are huge metal fans.
My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
What happens when Thor breaks wind
There’s thunder down under
A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France
That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting
I own a wind turbine.
It provides me energy and it’s also my biggest fan.
I joke about heavy wind
It will really blow you away
Why is the wind so strong today?
It’s clearly been working out
My Mrs asked me to wind the baby...
I thought that was a bit harsh so I only gave it a dead arm.
I was talking to a wind turbine last week and we started discussing our favorite music...
A wind turbine asked his friend what music he liked.
I just bought new wind chimes.
It was a pretty sound investment.
Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like bananas.
I wanted to share this picture of me throwing caution the wind (‘:
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to?”
The turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan”