A guy came into my office today and said he could turn people into wind turbines.
I immediately became a huge fan.
What happens when Thor breaks wind
There’s thunder down under
My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...
`It was his weather vein.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are huge metal fans.
I see! Said the blind man pissing into the wind...
It all comes back to me now
I own a wind turbine.
It provides me energy and it’s also my biggest fan.
I joke about heavy wind
It will really blow you away
A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France
That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting
Why is the wind so strong today?
It’s clearly been working out
How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
My Mrs asked me to wind the baby...
I thought that was a bit harsh so I only gave it a dead arm.
Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.
I had a friend who has always suffered with bad wind.
Two wind turbines were standing around, complete silence except for the wind, when one asks the other, "Hey, what kind of music do like?" The other one thinks for a few revolutions and says,
"I'm a really big heavy metal fan."
Why did the wind take down a part of trump’s Wall?
Because it was the only thing with Trump’s name on it that couldn’t dodge a draft
Southern (US) dadjoke: Better brush ya teeth afore ya wind up with summer teeth!
Daughter: What are summer teeth?
Me: Well. Summer there. But some ain't.
I just bought new wind chimes.
It was a pretty sound investment.
I was talking to a wind turbine last week and we started discussing our favorite music...
A wind turbine asked his friend what music he liked.
The wind made me had a boner today.
I guess you can call it a stiff breeze.
( credit to u/Ncrawler65 )
I wanted to share this picture of me throwing caution the wind (‘:
Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like bananas.
My friend likes to stop by my wind farm and take photographs of my windmills...
He likes to shoot the breeze.
So a wind turbine asked another wind turbine: “what type of music are u into?”
The other turbine said:”I’m a huge metal fan”
Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says “What music do you listen to?”
The turbine says “I’m a massive heavy metal fan”
This weekend there was more wind than usual and my husband's friend exclaimed "Wow! Where did this wind come from?"
I pointed in the direction it was coming from. "That way. It came from that way."
I could not contain my giggles for the rest of the days over that one. It was so simple, yet made me feel invincible. I'm still laughing at myself three days later.
What's a wind turbines favourite genre of music?
To be honest, they're really big heavy metal fans.
What is the colour of the wind?
What did the wind turbine say to it's inventor?
My other friend (the one not mentioned previously) got wind of a brand new invention for serving frozen confections...
It was an ice cream scoop.
Its funny how time flies like the wind and ...
It was really windy last night. A quarter of my roof came off in the wind...
That test on wind was so easy
I'm a big fan of wind power
The amount of wind in Chicago really...
What music genre do wind turbines like to listen to?
A wind turbine is sitting in a field. Someone asks it, “What kind of music are you into?”
The turbine responds, “I’m a big metal fan.”
Two windmills are standing in a wind farm
One asks, “What’s your favourite kind of music?” The other says, “I’m a big metal fan.
What did one wind turbine say to another when asked, “what kind of music do you like?”
You know what winds me up?
People responding to their own post!
A big moron and a little moron were sitting on a ledge, when a gust of wind blew one of them off. Which one fell off?
The big one, because the other was a little moron.
I shovel my snow, but the wind keeps blowing it back.
It’s really annoying, if you catch my drift.
Why haven’t wind powered ships been thought of???
A Wind Turbin met Johnny Depp...
"OMG I'm such a huge Fan"
I met with my friend who said he developed a weapon to harness the wind and propel it like a bullet. We took turns firing at a target he had in his yard...
Why didn't the wind send its email?
Fishing on an inland lake on an island this weekend with my daughter. This island generates lots of power via wind turbines. Anyway, We are on the lake and it gets rough and REALLY windy. Pretend to get mad and yell at the power station...
"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
Two wind turbines in a field
One turns to the other and says "what kind of music are you into?"
The other one replies "I'm a big metal fan"
I always admire countries that's into wind-turbine energy.
So I work in the oil and gas industry and I just lost my job because of all these wind farms
Needless to say, I’m not a big fan.
Two wind turbines are in a field. One asks the other, “What’s your favorite kind of music?”
The other says “Well I’m a huge metal fan!”
Somewhere out there is a guy who makes wind chimes for a living!
What did the President say when his prepared remarks got blown away by the wind?
Nothing, he was speechless.
After a long, hard day’s worth of work I love to wind down by watching low-effort zombie movies and tv shows.
They’re all pretty brainless.
Someone asked me "What's your opinion on wind turbines?"
BREAKING: Wind smells funny.
I'm always so surprised by the winds in the spring
What are wind turbines favorite music?
I saw a magician yesterday that turned audience members into wind turbines.
I immediately became a big fan.
Why are hurricane winds so fast?
Because if they weren't, they'd be slowicanes...
Did you know that wind turbines are big fans of renewable energy?
Two wind turbines were standing in a field. One of them turns round and asks “What’s your favourite type of music?”. The other replies...
“Well I’m a big metal fan”
Hardly anyone caught wind of this
Had a presentation about wind energy today.
A solar panel is talking to a wind turbine and asks, "So what do you think about this whole renewable energy thing?"
The turbine replies, "I'm a big fan."
What did the turbine say to the wind?
It seems like every year I wind up eating leftovers from Thanksgiving for weeks afterward.
Not this year though, I'm quitting cold turkey.
Why is gold blowing through the wind?
Makings puns about the wind
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
*Driving past a field of wind turbines*
Dad: Gosh, how wasteful! Who even needs all of these fans out here in the middle of nowhere?!
Gets me every time.
Hey dad, can you wind this cord up for me?
Dad: stupid, worthless good-for-nothing cord should be ashamed of yourself
I once saw a magician turn an entire audience into wind turbines...
I immediately became a big fan!
Do you think back in the day when Gone With The Wind was huge...
that fans had Scarlett fever?
I bought a used wind tunnel for really cheap but underestimated the strength of the fans.
Tom Hanks walked into a wind tunnel.
The wind tunnel says to him "It's a pleasure to meet you Mr Hanks, I'm a huge fan."
What is a wind turbines favorite music?
I just bought new wind chimes
It was a pretty sound investment
Time flies like the wind, and fruit flies like bananas.
Time flies like the wind
And fruit flies like bananas.