What kind of music do wind turbines like? imgur.com/TJUIW3h
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πŸ‘€︎ u/KipsBay2181
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..

"I'm a huge metal fan"

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2020
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I wanted to share my joke about the wind....

.....but it's only a draft.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/VERBERD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/awesomecat42
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
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I don’t know what I did to the wind to piss it off

It always seems to be against me lately

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 16 2020
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What color is the wind??

Blew!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ab1113
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2020
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What do you call iron in the wind?

Febreeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/menscheese
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
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My friend said the the wind was really cold and painful...

I said "hey wind, chill..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/trapdagangz
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2020
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Ever heard of wind energy?

I'm a big fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dupini97
πŸ“…︎ Sep 22 2020
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What's the color of the wind?

Blew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/el-duce
πŸ“…︎ Sep 27 2020
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One wind turbine asks the other one β€œwhat kind of music do you like?”

The other one says β€œI’m a heavy metal fan.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lunarwizard24
πŸ“…︎ Jul 19 2020
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How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?

Hi, I am a big fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lead_the_leader
πŸ“…︎ Aug 25 2020
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I went up to a wind turbine. I asked it if it enjoyed music.

It said yeah. I’m a big metal fan.

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I asked a wind turbine whether it liked "Blowin' in the Wind"

"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BidetTheorist
πŸ“…︎ Aug 14 2020
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My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...

by Peter Pollen Mary.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/andersonfmly
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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Wind carried the sound of two people mocking each other to my ears.

I was in diss-gust.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 22 2020
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What’s the difference between Albert Einstein and a guy that breaks wind inside a lift?

Einstein is a smart fella and the guy is.........

a fart smella.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thisispeculiar
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
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I recently purchased a set of wind chimes.

So far it’s a pretty sound investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/superpie5
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2020
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My friend was very irritated because his fishing pole broke and he had to wind up the fishing line manually.

He was being a reel crank.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/FinalCaveat
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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Two windmills are standing in a wind farm

One asks "What's you favorite type of music ?" The other says "I'm a big metal fan"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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Wind

Nature’s biggest fan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thechiefheath
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?

He lost the other in Nom.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MelkorHimself
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2019
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What colour's the wind?

Blue

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tommosx56
πŸ“…︎ Jun 28 2020
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There was a herd of cows on this big hill. A big gust of wind came by and blew all the smaller cows away. Puzzled, the rancher went up to one of the bulls that were still standing and asks,"How come you bulls are still standing?" The bull replies...

"Cuz we bulls wobble but we don't fall down."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What kind of music do wind turbines like?

They are huge metal fans.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/expired_lemonade
πŸ“…︎ Apr 11 2020
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My father had the uncanny ability to know which way the wind blew by feeling his jugular...

`It was his weather vein.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ May 14 2020
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What happens when Thor breaks wind

There’s thunder down under

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πŸ‘€︎ u/seatheous
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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A gust of wind blew my wife’s skirt up during our trip to France

That certainly wasn’t the Eiffel I was expecting

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wxlson
πŸ“…︎ Apr 12 2020
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I own a wind turbine.

It provides me energy and it’s also my biggest fan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jlionbad
πŸ“…︎ May 12 2020
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I joke about heavy wind

It will really blow you away

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drlsoccer08
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2020
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Why is the wind so strong today?

It’s clearly been working out

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Khalid147
πŸ“…︎ Mar 29 2020
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My Mrs asked me to wind the baby...

I thought that was a bit harsh so I only gave it a dead arm.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheLastHeroHere
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2020
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I was talking to a wind turbine last week and we started discussing our favorite music...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oilspilpenguin
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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A wind turbine asked his friend what music he liked.

"I'm a big metal fan."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MattBatz1991
πŸ“…︎ Nov 25 2019
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I just bought new wind chimes.

It was a pretty sound investment.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Radish00
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2020
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Swords ~ Wind Types
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πŸ‘€︎ u/WubBeats
πŸ“…︎ Dec 09 2019
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Time flies like the wind and fruit flies like bananas.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lord_tsirhC
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2019
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I wanted to share this picture of me throwing caution the wind (β€˜:
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Attactions
πŸ“…︎ Oct 19 2019
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Some filmmakers were secretly trying to murder the lead actor in a low-budget flick, but he got wind of the plot and managed to escape. They took the existing footage and shopped it to different producers, but it was roundly rejected by everyone for the same reason.

It wasn't up to snuff.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jeromocles
πŸ“…︎ Mar 05 2020
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Two wind turbines sit in the ocean, one turns to the other and says β€œWhat music do you listen to?”

The turbine says β€œI’m a massive heavy metal fan”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Richie31213
πŸ“…︎ Mar 18 2019
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sillusober
πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Oakenshield-
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/lil-_-nuggs
πŸ“…︎ Jul 04 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SpicyMozzarella
πŸ“…︎ May 24 2020
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What color is the wind?

Blew

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πŸ‘€︎ u/nabeel_27
πŸ“…︎ May 27 2020
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