A list of puns related to "Wind Power"
"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....
My buddy and I were texting a few days ago. He was complaining about the power at his place being out again (relevant, heβs lost power a few times already this winter season). Our exchange went like this:
Him: How about electricity? Wind storm knocked ours out around noon.
Me: No electricity? Thatβs not shocking.
I couldnβt help myself.
http://xkcd.com/1378/
Saw this status on my friends Facebook page with a picture of his busted car window: "After yesterday's storm/flying treebranch. Awaiting the healing powers of the autoglass shaman. ". Someone else commented "if you put what you wrote into 3 lines, this makes a nice haiku"
I took that as a challenge. Here was the result:
Auto-glass shaman: The winds of change blew too hard. Can you heal my pane?
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