My cover was blown constantly
All those fans.
Because of all the fans
Because it has a lot of fans.
Isn't it windy.
No, it's Thursday.
So am I, let's get a cup of tea.
No-peek-a
Invented by an 8 year old.
"Turn off the damn fans, I'm trying to fish over here and you are creating too much wind"...
groans ensue.....
Windoes
We were driving driving on the highway earlier today to go hiking. My girlfriend asked if I thought it would be windy so I rolled down the window and stuck my hand out then yelled over the passing wind βYeah I think I think itβs a little windy.β She threatened to crash the car
First lady: Isnβt it a bit windy? Second lady: I thought it was Thursday. Third lady: Me too, letβs have a cup of tea.
Itβs very windy so the big one falls off, the little one manages to make it across only because he was a little moron (more on)
Cleanup is a breeze.
I came so close to winning but I blew it
Because there's so many fans.
A little, but not mind blowing.
"Why is North Dakota so windy?"
Because South Dakota Sucks, and Canada Blows.
(Favorite joke of my grandfathers)
Every person I've seen today,
"This wind really blows, huh?"
I replied "really? I would have thought it blew."
She didn't get it
The first says: βWindy isnβt it?β
The second says: βWednesday? Isnβt it Thursday?β
The third says: βThirsty? Letβs order some drinks!β
Because every time I open the case they fallout.
My one year anniversary since i had back surgery is coming up and i cant think of any really good back jokes, if you guys could get the back surgery jokes straightened out that would be great!
'How can I help you ladies on this fantastic day?'
The one replied, 'This fantastically windy day?' (It was super windy out!)
I told her, 'Well, it is a Windsday!'
I got one chuckle and one groan :D
"It wouldn't be so windy here if they would shut off those fans!"
First: Blimey, It's windy
Second: No, It's Thursday
Third: So am I, let's get a cup of tea
Because it's the Windy City!
I work in television. It's going to be very windy today in our area.
Weather guy: "The wind is going to be apparent today."
Me: "Aw, I didn't even know the wind was pregnant!"
Time to set the garbage cans to the curb, and, of course it's cold and very windy. This is the best dadjoke I could come up with, and my daughter bested me at my own game.
Me: "It's so windy, I "refuse" to take out the garbage."
She: "That's just trashy. What a waste!"
Manager near us: do you see how windy it is out there? Coworker: yeah it's blowing my mind
... she asked me, "are any hot?"
I said, "Yes, Mercury and Venus are hot because they are so close to the sun."
She asked, "Are any cold?"
"Yes, the ones outside our orbit are cold. Mars, Jupiter and so on."
"What color are they?", she asked...
"Well, the Earth is blue and green, Mars is red because of iron, Jupiter has a cool red spot..."
"What color is Uranus?"
.... .... ....
"It's brown, and very windy."
wife: It's windy out here!
me: Someone should turn off those fans!
kids: groan Daaaaaaad!
Wife: Sure is windy outside.
Me: Yeah but it's Thursday.
Two minutes go by...
Wife: That's not funny.
Me: Too late it's going on the Reddit.
Mace Windy.
(no regrets)
We were trying to pull the dock in to do some work on it and it was a little bit windy so it was difficult to pull in by hand with a rope. One of my uncles asks "Do you have a winch?" My other uncle responds: "They're all up in the kitchen doing dishes!"
Its been exceptionally windy today, so windy that it blew over one of our plant pots and broke it. The local news channel was discussing it. Then my mom quipped "Why aren't they in front of our house? We have breaking news right here!"
It was super windy, and we had decided to play outside.
Me - "This is pretty awful tennis weather, Dad."
Dad - "Yeah, the wind really blows."
So I'm heading to an office to turn in some paper work with a friend. It's a little windy outside. As I get out of the car and set my papers on the roof of the car to grab some stuff from the car my friend says,
"Hey man, you better watch that paper and make sure it doesn't fly away."
So I say: "Don't worry, it's stationery."
http://imgur.com/nwCHMfo
Gpa 1: It's windy today.
Gpa 2: No, it's Thursday.
Gpa 3: So am I! Let's have a beer.
Scene: Before practice with my band, my drummer and I occasionally sit on the balcony and smoke a cigarette. It's extremely windy and we began to talk about our jackets.
Me: This is why I love my jacket. It keeps me incredibly warm
Drummer: Does it break wind?
Me: Yeah, it's really embarrassing when it decides to fart in public.
All those fans.
All those fans.
Because of all the fans!
No it's Thursday
