So two wind turbines are standing in a field when one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The second replies ‘I’m a big metal fan’
Courtesy of my 10 year old!
A man goes up to a wind turbine.
Man: Are you a fan of music
Turbine: Yeah I’m a big metal fan
What do you call a teacher that would never break wind in public?
I’m currently writing a book about wind, hurricanes and tornados..
It’s only a draft at the minute.
I made a pun about the wind.
What do you call a bird with trapped wind?
It's really hard to sail without much wind
Even though everyone says it's a breeze.
I wanted to share my joke about the wind....
.....but it's only a draft.
I was replaying Wind Waker recently after having binged BNHA, and the idea popped into my head.
I asked the Doctor ‘have you got anything for excessive wind?’
I don't seem to have the enthusiasm to break wind like I used to
In fact, the last few were very half-farted
I don’t know what I did to the wind to piss it off
It always seems to be against me lately
What do you call iron in the wind?
Ever heard of wind energy?
My friend said the the wind was really cold and painful...
I said "hey wind, chill..."
How did the wind mill introduce itself to the farmer?
I asked a wind turbine whether it liked "Blowin' in the Wind"
"Of course," it said, "I'm a big fan!"
My favorite summertime allergy song is Blowin' in the Wind...
How did the gingerbread man wind up with one leg?
He lost the other in Nom.
My friend was very irritated because his fishing pole broke and he had to wind up the fishing line manually.
He was being a reel crank.
I recently purchased a set of wind chimes.
So far it’s a pretty sound investment.
Two wind turbines are standing in a wind farm..one turns to the other and says “what’s your favorite kind of music?”
He replied “I’m a big metal fan!”
these two wind turbines were standing in the field talking. one says to the other, "what kind of music do you like?" the reply...
What is the colour of wind?
Two wind turbines are standing in a field and one asks the other ‘what kind of music do you like?’
The other replies ‘Well, I’m a big metal fan.’
What's the color of the wind?
Two wind turbines stood in a field one wind turbine asks the other wind turbine "What type of music do you like?" The other wind turbine replies..
What's the color of the wind?
One wind turbine asks the other one “what kind of music do you like?”
The other one says “I’m a heavy metal fan.”
I went up to a wind turbine. I asked it if it enjoyed music.
It said yeah. I’m a big metal fan.
What kind of music do wind turbines like?
They are huge metal fans.
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