Still only managed to get 10% off....
This morning, I used a discount card from my wallet, but it was no good. I only got 20% off.
Pouring boiling water over it is a cracking idea.
I was going to offer a hand but my wife told me it's not a good idea to de-ice with death
A quack in the windscreen.
Left a note on the windscreen; Parking Fine!
They left a little note on the windscreen, it said “Parking Fine”. So that was nice.
Somebody left a little note on my windscreen. It read 'parking fine'.
I'm driving around looking for a friend's house who's just moved in and my phone's dead so I can't look it up.
I see a guy so I stop to ask him, "What's the best way to get to Seymour Road?"
"Get a bigger windscreen."
I laughed against my will.