What did the miner say when he put on his headlamp?

"I feel light headed".

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πŸ‘€︎ u/etherreal
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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For kind, and for country (sic)

I was on an overnight trip to climb a mountain recently with my friend. We were eating dinner by headlamp when my friend exclaimed, " fuck you moth, get out of my eye." He then said to me, "that moth was a kamikaze son of a bitch." To which I replied, " I could hear him yell

'FOR THE MOTH... erland!'

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πŸ‘€︎ u/YetiFromJersey
πŸ“…︎ Jun 25 2020
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My wife was very upset when I told her I had sex with a minor when I was in college.

I don’t know how she got that job, but there’s just something I really dig about overalls and headlamps!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RageMonster17
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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I don't have a dad. But I do have a really kick ass mom...

We were talking about our upcoming camping trip this morning:

Mom - I think I have a flashlight lying around somewhere.

Me - But headlamps are really where it's at if you;re camping.

Mom - But then I couldn't drink...

Me - wha...why not?

Mom - 'Cause I'd be a miner.

She had to hang up on me because she was cry-laughing at work.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisablebear
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2014
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Stranger dadjoked me last night in McDonalds and made my night

I was riding my bike home at night after work and I stopped at McD's to grab a burger. I was wearing my headlamp and an old man that was in the lobby asked me "Does that ever make you feel light-headed?" I groaned and congratulated him on being a grand dad.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Datasinc
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2015
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