because the Chrysler building doesn't fly
Looks like it was a Christler
He was having a midlife Chrysler.
a Jesus Chrysler
My father and I are sitting at the table . He's on his computer and suddenly....
Dad: Huh.
Me: What?
Dad: The Vatican is buying Chrysler.
Me: That's a little weird.
Dad: Yeah, they're rebranding as Jesus Chrysler.
groans
Dad: "Look, ImRedditingOnMyPhonr, they're gonna move me!" (Pretending to sob and pointing at a movers truck) I stared at it until I I read the name on the side of the truck, "Town & Country Movers", I thought about it for three more seconds before realizing my dad's car is a Chrysler Town & Country, facepalms and grunts were well had
So I turn to my classmate and ask if he's going through a mid-life Chrysler.
A Jesus Chrysler.
