Chrysler dealer gets it
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πŸ‘€︎ u/cpmetal
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2018
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Did you know a chicken can fly higher than the Chrysler building?

because the Chrysler building doesn't fly

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πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2014
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I just saw Jesus & a couple of His disciples drive past me in a new car

Looks like it was a Christler

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 29 2020
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My ex-girlfriend's dad turned 50 and bought himself a Sebring convertible.

He was having a midlife Chrysler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SquarePegSquared
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2016
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what kind of car can drive on water?

a Jesus Chrysler

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πŸ‘€︎ u/hydraulicstress
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2019
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As my dad casually dropped this on me

My father and I are sitting at the table . He's on his computer and suddenly....

Dad: Huh.

Me: What?

Dad: The Vatican is buying Chrysler.

Me: That's a little weird.

Dad: Yeah, they're rebranding as Jesus Chrysler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/zabruki
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2013
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Driving on the highway when my dad starts "crying"...

Dad: "Look, ImRedditingOnMyPhonr, they're gonna move me!" (Pretending to sob and pointing at a movers truck) I stared at it until I I read the name on the side of the truck, "Town & Country Movers", I thought about it for three more seconds before realizing my dad's car is a Chrysler Town & Country, facepalms and grunts were well had

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 18 2014
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My professor was talking about getting a new car

So I turn to my classmate and ask if he's going through a mid-life Chrysler.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/daedalususedperl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 05 2015
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What kind of car can drive on water?

A Jesus Chrysler.

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πŸ“…︎ Dec 10 2018
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