I put my jeep into reverse today

I thought, this takes me back

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πŸ‘€︎ u/justbeatitTTD
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12
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I told my wife if she was a car she'd be a Jeep Wrangler

because I'd take her top off every chance I got

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AuthorScottClark
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My buddy just got the new Jeep truck

And he told me that the first thing he did in that truck was perform cunnalingus on his girlfriend.

Frankly, I'm just Gladiator.

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Just a little Jeep talk
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πŸ‘€︎ u/jjonez76
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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Everyone wonders how the two kids got the old Jeep to work in Jurassic World.

Easy, they used fossil fuel.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/primetime061
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2019
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On a video of a lion bitting the tire on the back of a jeep
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πŸ‘€︎ u/TheManicMonocle
πŸ“…︎ Jan 14 2019
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If you get lost while driving a Jeep Compass

You’re a dumbass

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jrbjordan
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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My fire chief proved he was a dad when I bought a Jeep Compass

"I like your new Jeep, but it's broken." I look at him confused. "It's in the parking lot pointing west. Shouldn't Compasses always point north?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/krisphoto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 26 2016
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An ad I made for Jeep. Think they'll go for it?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/circusemily
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2013
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I'm at Midas right now getting my Jeep checked to pass smog

I text my step dad that the Jeep is currently in the air right now (they suspend it on a track so they can check the exhaust system) His response "Don't let it float away!"

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During a Jeep commercial...

They were talking about our 16th president. Dad looks at me and said "do you think Abe Lincoln would have driven a jeep?" I look at him puzzled..then he says "I think he would have driven a Lincoln!"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/GRIMMnM
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2014
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we took the doors off the jeep wrangler today...

dad: "dont bother locking the doors"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lankykid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2013
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Changing my brakes on my jeep with my dad and the lugnuts were on super tight.

My dad goes, "This is a wheel pain in the ass."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RealSteele
πŸ“…︎ Jun 26 2014
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Taking the Jeep

http://i.imgur.com/4rqnPJN.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Spore2012
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2014
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So my dad finally pulled a joke through text. I asked him how my new seats for my Jeep looked...

http://m.imgur.com/fStx54M he's gone full dad now after 61 years

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Hije5
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2014
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I've just bought the personalized number plate BAA BAA...

For my black jeep...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/madazzahatter
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2019
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Buddy Doesn't Know How to Park

So this is a true story.

I work a retail job. My friend neglected to properly put his Mustang in park in his space. It moved backwards across the lot and in to a customer's Jeep Grand Cherokee. Luckily for him, the damage was not serious.

Unlucky for him, all of my coworkers (and a few customers) proceeded to mercilessly roast him on the showroom floor.

Looking to me to defend him, he asked, "why don't you back me up?"

I said: "Back up seems to be the last thing you need, I'd just learn to roll with it, you might say I'm pretty neutral..."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/allnerdsbewareme
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2019
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Father-In-Law hit me with this after asking him about his truck

We're supposed to go pick up a jeep in his truck and I wanted to make sure the trailer wiring was the same for his newer truck

https://i.imgur.com/KKMuKue.jpg

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πŸ‘€︎ u/AtlasOffroader
πŸ“…︎ Sep 21 2019
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My wife went on holiday to the Caribbean

Jamaica? No she went of her own accord

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πŸ‘€︎ u/jakeseARG
πŸ“…︎ Apr 25 2019
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My wife crashed her Wrangler the other day listening to Adele.

She was rolling in the Jeep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/armadillopilloww
πŸ“…︎ Mar 10 2019
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My friend told me a meaningful story about an all-terrain vehicle that's good for off road travel

I said, "Bro, that's Jeep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wyrdrink
πŸ“…︎ Jun 21 2019
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I just bought the personalized license plate BAA BAA...

For my black Jeep.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ocbrad
πŸ“…︎ Dec 03 2018
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What did the green grape say to the purple grape?

Breathe, dammit!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DownwardSpirals
πŸ“…︎ Sep 18 2016
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He didn't want to pay a whole lot for the four-wheel drive off road vehicle

He was trying to get it dirt "jeep"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Dec 05 2018
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The original

Anytime I would start to fall asleep while my dad was driving the back country roads. He would yell hay startling me and as soon as I gained my composer and I would ask "What?" And he would than point at a hay bail and say there is some hay over there.

Fast forward 8 or so years and I was riding in the back of are jeep with my dad and Papa (he doesn't like being called grampa) all of the sudden my papa yells son and my dad slams on the brakes in a panic asking what's wrong. He(papa) than casually points at the sun and says the suns out.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tjknight9
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2014
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what do you call a time traveling car?

A quantum jeep

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πŸ‘€︎ u/grapp
πŸ“…︎ Mar 01 2016
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Uncle got us

He was at my house and my cousin showed up with her new Jeep Compass - this detail is important.

So she shows up with it, and a few minutes later after showing it off, he goes "When you're in it, you can't get lost."

He's not a father either

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πŸ‘€︎ u/billbertking1
πŸ“…︎ Mar 22 2015
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Unintentionally Dadjoked my sister

I was driving my sister home earlier today and there was this guy on the highway driving an off road jeep and smoking a cigar. She went to take a picture.

Her: I almost got it, but he turned too soon

Me: It was close?

Her: yeah, you can't see that he's smoking

Me: so no cigar?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Kallisti50253
πŸ“…︎ Sep 07 2014
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Aunt killer

My jeep has quite the ant problem so I got some Terro Ant killer. My girlfriend asked if it actually was actually going to work since she is tired of getting bitten. I said "It doest't work to well on uncles but the ants will definitely be gone." She was not amused as always.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/reddwood
πŸ“…︎ Mar 17 2015
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I should be a dad

I had to get the tires on my jeep changed, and my wheel locks broke, so they needed to replace the locking nuts. I had a box of lug nuts in the back, so I grabbed it, handed it to the mechanic and said "go nuts!" And laughed the whole way back to the waiting room.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scamperly
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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