Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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Why did Sauron trade in his sports car for a sedan?

He needed Mordors

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I wanted to take my sedan to the park...

But unfortunately, none of my servants were available to carry me, so I took my sedan to the park.

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My bank sells repo cars. The other day, they had a Lincoln sedan for sale...

I pulled beside the shiny car, beaming at the price and quality...except I noticed the back passenger door seemed have water dripping out the side panel. I giggled to myself:

Might as well call it a'Leakin, amirite?

😎😎😎😎😎

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CurbsideChaos
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Why did the French chef paint the letter "S" all over his sedan?

So that everyone could see his S-car-go.

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My dad was telling me a story about how he once saw The Beatles hopping into a sedan after their show

It was a Fab Four-door

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mr_wilson3
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β€œWould you like a sedan or a coupe, Sauron?”

Sedan. More doors.

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My Swedish sedan was plagued by years of maintenance issues

It was quite the Saab story

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I'm in awe. My buddy just used a snail as a key to start up his sedan...

It made escargot.

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Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans.

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Good thing there are just the two doors to the US Capitol building

Cause attempted sedan doesn’t have the same ring to it

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

If they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

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Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans!

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Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?

Cause if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan

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I built my chicken coop with four doors.

I guess now it's a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors ?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan

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Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Sunshine060317
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Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Because if they had four they would be chicken sedans

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Why does a chicken coup have only 2 doors

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Ok, I'm leaving .....

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtjodis
πŸ“…︎ Dec 02 2019
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors

Because if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans

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Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Cause if it had 4 doors, it'd be a sedan.

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Why can’t a chicken coupe have 4 openings

Because then it would be a chicken sedan

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it’d be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapasatan
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four they’d be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Noah_S152298
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweepi

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why can’t a chicken coop have four doors?

Because it would be a chicken sedan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBull12345678
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2020
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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coupe only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MoistBands
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Why does the chicken coop only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NhiteWigga
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Josvys
πŸ“…︎ Oct 03 2019
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it has four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 02 2019
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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan....

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πŸ‘€︎ u/kahn265
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
πŸ“…︎ Nov 03 2019
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Why do Chicken coops only have 2 doors?..

Because if they have four, they would be chicken sedans..

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Td0123
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

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