Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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Why did Sauron trade in his sports car for a sedan?

He needed Mordors

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I wanted to take my sedan to the park...

But unfortunately, none of my servants were available to carry me, so I took my sedan to the park.

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My bank sells repo cars. The other day, they had a Lincoln sedan for sale...

I pulled beside the shiny car, beaming at the price and quality...except I noticed the back passenger door seemed have water dripping out the side panel. I giggled to myself:

Might as well call it a'Leakin, amirite?

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Why did the French chef paint the letter "S" all over his sedan?

So that everyone could see his S-car-go.

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My dad was telling me a story about how he once saw The Beatles hopping into a sedan after their show

It was a Fab Four-door

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β€œWould you like a sedan or a coupe, Sauron?”

Sedan. More doors.

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My Swedish sedan was plagued by years of maintenance issues

It was quite the Saab story

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I'm in awe. My buddy just used a snail as a key to start up his sedan...

It made escargot.

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Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Because if they had 4, they'd be called chicken sedans.

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Good thing there are just the two doors to the US Capitol building

Cause attempted sedan doesn’t have the same ring to it

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We will never run out of puns now!

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

If they had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

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A giant list of puns from r/copypasta

A giant list of puns

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn’t have the balls to do it.

I used to be afraid of hu

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Why do chicken coops have two doors?

Because if they had four doors they'd be chicken sedans!

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Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?

Cause if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it would be a sedan

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

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I built my chicken coop with four doors.

I guess now it's a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors ?

If it had 4 doors it'd be a chicken sedan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
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Why can’t a chicken coop have four doors?

Because it would be a chicken sedan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RedBull12345678
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Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!

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Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Because if they had four they would be chicken sedans

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Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors?

Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coup have only 2 doors

If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

Ok, I'm leaving .....

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Why does a chicken coupe only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan

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Why does the chicken coop only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NhiteWigga
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan

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514 Dad Jokes

What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta.

I would avoid the sushi if I was you. It’s a little fishy.

Want to hear a joke about paper? Nevermind it’s tearable.

Why did the cookie cry? Because his father was a wafer so long!

I used to work in a shoe recycling shop. It was sole destroying.

What do you call a belt with a watch on it? A waist of time.

How do you organize an outer space party? You planet.

I went to a seafood disco last week... and pulled a mussel.

Do you know where you can get chicken broth in bulk? The stock market.

I cut my finger chopping cheese, but I think that I may have greater problems.

My cat was just sick on the carpet, I don’t think it’s feline well.

Why did the octopus beat the shark in a fight? Because it was well armed.

How much does a hipster weigh? An instagram.

What did daddy spider say to baby spider? You spend too much time on the web.

Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.

There’s a new type of broom out, it’s sweeping the nation.

What cheese can never be yours? Nacho cheese.

What did the Buffalo say to his little boy when he dropped him off at school? Bison.

Have you ever heard of a music group called Cellophane? They mostly wrap.

Why does Superman gets invited to dinners? Because he is a Supperhero.

How was Rome split in two? With a pair of Ceasars.

The shovel was a ground breaking invention.

A scarecrow says, "This job isn't for everyone, but hay, it's in my jeans."

A Buddhist walks up to a hot dog stand and says, "Make me one with everything."

Did you hear about the guy who lost the left side of his body? He's alright now.

What do you call a girl with one leg that's shorter than the other? Ilene.

I did a theatrical performance on puns. It was a play on words.

What do you do with a dead chemist? You barium.

I bet the person who created the door knocker won a Nobel prize.

Towels can’t tell jokes. They have a dry sense of humor.

Two birds are sitting on a perch and one says "Do you smell fish?"

Do you know sign language? You should learn it, it’s pretty handy.

What do you call a beautiful pumpkin? GOURDgeous.

Why did one banana spy on the other? Because she was appealing.

What do you call a cow with no legs? Ground beef.

What do you call a cow with two legs? Lean beef.

What do you call a cow with all of its legs? High steaks.

A cross eyed teacher couldn’t control his pupils.

After the accident, the juggler didn

... keep reading on reddit ➑

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Why do chicken coops have 2 doors?

If they had 4 it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HouseCatt95
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it has four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Alpha_Supreme
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Why does a chicken coop only have 2 doors?

Because if it had 4 doors it’d be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mtjodis
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Why do chicken coops only have two doors

Because if they had 4 they’d be chicken sedans

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Why do chicken coops only have 2 doors?

Cause if it had 4 doors, it'd be a sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/notdadbot
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Why can’t a chicken coupe have 4 openings

Because then it would be a chicken sedan

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JammedCypress95
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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop have two doors?

Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan....

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four it’d be a chicken sedan.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bigpapasatan
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Why do Chicken coops only have 2 doors?..

Because if they have four, they would be chicken sedans..

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Why does a chicken coop only have two doors?

Because if it had four, it would be a chicken sedan.

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Why do chicken coops only have two doors?

Because if they had four they’d be a chicken sedan.

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