What happens when you put a cowboy hat on an Audi?

It becomes a Haudi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Getremtm8951
πŸ“…︎ Jun 10 2020
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What do you call a Texan in an Audi?

Howdy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirMrCluck
πŸ“…︎ Jun 09 2020
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If you put your Audi in a garage...

Does it become and Inni?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Poopscoop21
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2020
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I walked into a car showroom in Texas and asked if they had any German cars. The salesman said β€œAudi?” ...

I said β€œHello, do you have any German cars?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cwwspurs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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What is the hardest part of the Audi exam?

Q7.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TommehBoi
πŸ“…︎ Feb 26 2020
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My next door neighbour has just bought an Audi, a Toyota and a 2 BMWs.

I think he’s got that car owner virus.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Titsonafish
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2020
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I'm going to make a car company to rival Audi

I'll call it Inni

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Bronsolo1
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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Girlfriend selling her Audi.. β€œok guys, say goodbye to the Audi.”

Me: Audios!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Renae_07
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2019
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I hear that Audi is going to rename their pickups for the US market by calling it the Audi Pardner.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Chrisatlake
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2019
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Let’s go get raudi in the Audi
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πŸ‘€︎ u/hobowhite
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2019
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Them: play Einaudi for me! Me: <HONK HONK>... I have played.... Ein Audi...
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πŸ‘€︎ u/LargeCardinal
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2019
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Audi should release a line of activewear called 'Squattro'

I felt this was a little to punny for /r/showerthoughts

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Testercles
πŸ“…︎ Oct 06 2017
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An Audi R8 sped past us

And I thought, "Man, does that guy want to get Audi here". I could feel man dads approval if he knew English.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tropicderp
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2015
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How does two German car enthusiast cowboys greet each other?

Audi, partner 🀠

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πŸ‘€︎ u/EL17Eness
πŸ“…︎ Jul 12 2020
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What kind of belly button does a car have?

an Audi

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πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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What kind of bellybuttons do cars have?

Audis

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Das_Kommandant
πŸ“…︎ Oct 04 2020
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What did the car salesman say when he left the party?

β€œI’m Audi!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JammerJake2005
πŸ“…︎ Jul 17 2020
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A German car manufacturer walks into a saloon

Audi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RatTrap79
πŸ“…︎ Jun 29 2020
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What do you call a country based inside a car?

An Incarnation

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πŸ‘€︎ u/neo_anderson_7
πŸ“…︎ Jan 04 2020
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If my car had a belly button

do you think it would have an innie or an Audi?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/measurebeyondwit
πŸ“…︎ Mar 11 2020
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How do cars greet each other in Texas?

β€˜Audi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/0LORD-VADER0
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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Wife needs a new car. I gave her wordplay. imgur.com/a/hg0UO
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πŸ“…︎ Sep 28 2015
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A cowboy walks in to a German car showroom and says........

Audi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JK-BB
πŸ“…︎ Sep 06 2018
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Some German cars are very quiet.

They are barely audi-ble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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What did the cowboy say to the car?

Audi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SamMachin2001
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2018
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Dad-joked my own Father while we were driving home.

My Dad and I were watching "Iron Man" on his truck's DVD player while he was driving me home. It cuts to a scene where someone was driving an Audi.

Dad: Ooh, that's a nice car.

Me: Meh, I don't like it.

Dad: You don't like the Audi?

Me: Nope.

Dad: Get out.

Me: You want me to get Audi your car?

Dad: ΰ² _ΰ² 

The groan he emitted was magnificent.

Edit: Individuals seem to be upset about him occasionally watching while he was driving. I apologize if this offends anyone. I talked to him, and he says he will make sure to only watch when he is stopped/parked. I will make sure he does so. Thank you for the concern!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TaylorAlexis
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2015
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A redneck wants to buy a German car.

Audi partner!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Lum1nar
πŸ“…︎ Sep 20 2018
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What kind of bellybutton's do Germans have?

Audis.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/haemaker
πŸ“…︎ Sep 08 2018
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What does a car say when it gets hurt?

Audi

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bearlegion
πŸ“…︎ Feb 06 2019
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I may never fully recover from this one.

As my family was driving to a restaurant, my mom pointed out a cool looking Audi car.
My dad: "Hm, I wonder when they will make innies?"
Needless to say, there was much "uhg"-ing on this night.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Protoss_Pylon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 08 2015
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What do you call a car that kills journalists.

A sAudi.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tinyroundballs
πŸ“…︎ Feb 14 2019
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I wanna buy a Focus

But I don't think I can aford it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/cosmote_wifi
πŸ“…︎ Mar 06 2018
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What did the skater forget when he went to his car?

His hockeys.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/drocki123456
πŸ“…︎ Mar 31 2018
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So, I hear in Texas there's this foreign car factory which is the only place in the world where they make...

...the Audi Partner.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/florinandrei
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2018
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This rich dude wanted to tell me about his new car.

I told him, "Please, spare me your Saab story."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sunfistkid
πŸ“…︎ Aug 18 2015
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We're shopping for a third car

My brother and I are 16 and my family is looking for a used car for us. I jokingly looked at an expensive looking one and I said "How's this?" Dad said "No, you two are not getting an Audi." I said "That's okay, I'm happy with my innie."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ktdow2015
πŸ“…︎ Jul 27 2014
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While going to Class...

My dad's a doctor / teacher and his workplace was close to my university, so he often took me to class in this busted '83 BMW-320 which he bought brand new. This one time he arranged for one of his former students (John, now teacher as well) to take us, and he shows up in a brand new Audi A4. We get out of the car and i ask him:

-"Dad, how come John has a brand new Audi A4 and you're still driving the same busted car you've had since I was born?"

-"John doesn't have any children."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/salazarb
πŸ“…︎ Jan 27 2014
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Just pulled this on my helper

Helper: "Damn, that's a nice Audi"

Me: "I prefer an Inny."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thebrassnuckles
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2013
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Sitting in the living room

Dad asking me which car makers I liked better Dad: Audi or Cadi Me:Audi Dad:Audi or BMW Me:Audi Dad:Audi or innie crickets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/boombotser
πŸ“…︎ Mar 03 2014
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My dad bought a new car and told my girlfriend and me...

So my dad comes back from from the dealer Me: Did you get the car? Dad: Yes I did. Girlfriend: What kind is it? Dad: An Audi! Girlfriend: Oh have you ever had an Audi before? Dad: No, I've always had an inny!

I don't see how he comes up with this shit on the spot.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/corey2123
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2014
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Some German cars are very quiet.

They are barely audi-ble

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2019
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