It becomes a Haudi
Does it become and Inni?
I said “Hello, do you have any German cars?”
I think he’s got that car owner virus.
I'll call it Inni
I felt this was a little to punny for /r/showerthoughts
And I thought, "Man, does that guy want to get Audi here". I could feel man dads approval if he knew English.
Audi, partner 🤠
do you think it would have an innie or an Audi?
They are barely audi-ble
My Dad and I were watching "Iron Man" on his truck's DVD player while he was driving me home. It cuts to a scene where someone was driving an Audi.
Dad: Ooh, that's a nice car.
Me: Meh, I don't like it.
Dad: You don't like the Audi?
Dad: Get out.
Me: You want me to get Audi your car?
The groan he emitted was magnificent.
Edit: Individuals seem to be upset about him occasionally watching while he was driving. I apologize if this offends anyone. I talked to him, and he says he will make sure to only watch when he is stopped/parked. I will make sure he does so. Thank you for the concern!
As my family was driving to a restaurant, my mom pointed out a cool looking Audi car.
My dad: "Hm, I wonder when they will make innies?"
Needless to say, there was much "uhg"-ing on this night.
But I don't think I can aford it.
...the Audi Partner.
I told him, "Please, spare me your Saab story."
My brother and I are 16 and my family is looking for a used car for us. I jokingly looked at an expensive looking one and I said "How's this?" Dad said "No, you two are not getting an Audi." I said "That's okay, I'm happy with my innie."
My dad's a doctor / teacher and his workplace was close to my university, so he often took me to class in this busted '83 BMW-320 which he bought brand new. This one time he arranged for one of his former students (John, now teacher as well) to take us, and he shows up in a brand new Audi A4. We get out of the car and i ask him:
-"Dad, how come John has a brand new Audi A4 and you're still driving the same busted car you've had since I was born?"
-"John doesn't have any children."
Helper: "Damn, that's a nice Audi"
Me: "I prefer an Inny."
Dad asking me which car makers I liked better Dad: Audi or Cadi Me:Audi Dad:Audi or BMW Me:Audi Dad:Audi or innie crickets
So my dad comes back from from the dealer Me: Did you get the car? Dad: Yes I did. Girlfriend: What kind is it? Dad: An Audi! Girlfriend: Oh have you ever had an Audi before? Dad: No, I've always had an inny!
I don't see how he comes up with this shit on the spot.