What’s the difference between a Harley and a Hoover?

The position of the dirtbag

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Damander
πŸ“…︎ Dec 23 2020
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My boyfriend is a big car guy

And he’s fun to mess with.

The other day we drove by a super dusty Porsche in the parking garage at our apartment.

He sadly says β€œI feel bad for that Porsche”

I responded β€œwhat’s a sha?”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/KristyKreme13
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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Really crappy joke:

So I went to my neighbour, who was an old lady. I said to her : Would you like some help around the house

She said : Oh yes, you can paint my porch

I came back to her 2 hours later and then said: Well, I’m done, but just to let you know, it’s a BMW, not a Porsche.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/ReggieCactus
πŸ“…︎ Apr 20 2019
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I found a german sports car on my front terrace the other day.

It was a Porsche' on my porch.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pun-isher42
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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This old guy comes into my job all the time with dad jokes & i have to pretend they are funny. "Can you name 3 cars that start with P?"

"So there is pontiac. Porsche. Packard.. You know what a Packard is, dont ya? Or is that a little before your time? How old are you? So you know what it is then, right?" So he sets up the joke incorrectly by not giving me a chance to name any. But to him, this joke is SO funny, there is no way to make it unfunny. ".. well none of them because they all start with gas." Then he turns and acts like he is about to walk out of the store, like he dropped the proverbial mic. So I feign a half smile & say "yep. Gas. Thats a good one."

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πŸ‘€︎ u/dazegoby
πŸ“…︎ Dec 06 2014
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A caller gets through to a radio station contest

Radio Jockey Randy : Okay caller, here is the final question for $5,000 cash.

Contestant : I’m ready, Randy!

Radio Jockey Randy : Name three automobiles that start with β€˜P’.

Contestant : Uh ... Porsche, Pontiac and Plymouth!

Radio Jockey Randy : Oh, I’m sorry contestant, those all start with GAS!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetavator
πŸ“…︎ Nov 07 2017
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One of my clients told me this one.

What is the difference between a porcupine and a middle aged man in a Porsche?

A porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Peglegpegasus
πŸ“…︎ Sep 25 2017
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Did you hear about the radio station that was having a pun contest?

The winner of this contest would receive a brand new Porsche, so a man got down to it and came up with the 10 best puns he could. He submitted the first, the second, and so on till he had entered them all in the contest. Alas none of his puns won the competition, no pun in ten did.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/deutschbag17
πŸ“…︎ Jul 31 2013
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Not sure if dad joke or troll-dad

One of the many my dad got me with when I was a kid;

I was always fascinated with cars and overheard someone say that he liked Subarus because of the "boxer" engine. Later I asked dad what that was, and he said it was because they used the engine out of the Porsche Boxter.

For many years I argued with my friends that Subarus must be really fast because of their Porsche motors.

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πŸ“…︎ May 18 2015
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