Cutting in front of a Volkswagen on the highway

more like en passat

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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

The Old Volks home!

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What does a Volkswagen run on?

Beetle juice

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What Dwayne Johnson says when he enters a volkswagen

Amarok

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It's Volkswagen thing...
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ICWUDT Volkswagen
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So I heard that the Volkswagen CEO resigned...

I guess you could say he fell off the wagen.

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Driving down the road with my dad and he sees an old Volkswagen beetle without the rear hood...

"Hey, you can see all the junk inside her trunk."

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I’ve always been disappointed Nike and Mountain Dew never did a collab

Just Dew It

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I told my dad about r/dadjokes. He told me to post this pickup line:

Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso

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Who's driving this Thing? imgur.com/gallery/27OZT
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He's not a dad... yet.

My family went up to Washington for a couple of weeks and my sister brought her boyfriend. Let's refer to her as Kiwi and him as Konrad. We didn't want to deal with bringing a car up, so we rented one, going with a Volkswagen Jetta at the recommendation of the agent who saw the huge volume of stuff we were carrying. I remember seeing Konrad smirking a little bit when we got in the car, but didn't think anything of it at the time.

Fast forward to the end of our vacation, and we're heading back to the agency to turn in the car, and unpacking all of our stuff from the trunk, and Kiwi says "That looks like everything," and Konrad says "Yup, I guess that's the return of the Jetta."

Me: "You've been waiting three weeks to use that, haven't you?"

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My girlfriend looked at my belly button

And said "I'm so glad you don't have an outtie" I followed up with "nope, just a volkswagen" which I do actually drive.

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More elephant flavored dad jokes

How many elephants can fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?

  1. 2 in the front and 2 in the back.

How do you tell if there is an elephant in the fridge?

There's a footprint in the butter.

How do you tell if there is two elephants in the fridge?

There's two footprints in the butter.

How do you tell if there is three elephants in the fridge?

You can't close the door.

How do you tell if there is four elephants in the fridge?

There's a Volkswagen out front.

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Where do Volkswagens go when they get old?

The old Volks home!

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