Volt swaggin
more like en passat
The Old Volks home!
Beetle juice
Amarok
I guess you could say he fell off the wagen.
"Hey, you can see all the junk inside her trunk."
Just Dew It
Fiat Fullback, Nissan Navara, Toyota Hilux, Volkswagen Amarok, Isuzu D Max, Ssangyong Musso
My family went up to Washington for a couple of weeks and my sister brought her boyfriend. Let's refer to her as Kiwi and him as Konrad. We didn't want to deal with bringing a car up, so we rented one, going with a Volkswagen Jetta at the recommendation of the agent who saw the huge volume of stuff we were carrying. I remember seeing Konrad smirking a little bit when we got in the car, but didn't think anything of it at the time.
Fast forward to the end of our vacation, and we're heading back to the agency to turn in the car, and unpacking all of our stuff from the trunk, and Kiwi says "That looks like everything," and Konrad says "Yup, I guess that's the return of the Jetta."
Me: "You've been waiting three weeks to use that, haven't you?"
And said "I'm so glad you don't have an outtie" I followed up with "nope, just a volkswagen" which I do actually drive.
How many elephants can fit in a Volkswagen Beetle?
- 2 in the front and 2 in the back.
How do you tell if there is an elephant in the fridge?
There's a footprint in the butter.
How do you tell if there is two elephants in the fridge?
There's two footprints in the butter.
How do you tell if there is three elephants in the fridge?
You can't close the door.
How do you tell if there is four elephants in the fridge?
There's a Volkswagen out front.
The old Volks home!
