Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4, it would be a chicken sedan!
She’s still re-coupe-erating
People keep saying Trump had planned a coup but...
I considered him more of a sedan-guy with a chauffeur.
General Kitchy-Kitchy just led a military coup!
What do you call an insurrectionist?
What do you call a bunch of racist red necks storming the Capitol Building?
What's happening in Washington right now needs a name
I propose we call it the "Chicken Coup"
If Trump is afraid and hiding in the White House because of the protestors....
Does this make it a chicken coup?
Did you hear that cats have carried out a Coup in Barcelona and declared independence from Spain?
They're calling themselves the Republic of Catalo-nya.
When I play country music for my chickens they start to sway and circle the coup to the music...
A Car Shaped Like A Chicken Won the Pinewood Derby.
Judges said it was poultry in motion.
Did you hear about all the hens attacking the farmer inside the hen house?
Where I grew up, we had back-to-back violent attempts to overthrow the government.
A fox snuck into the chicken coup last night and killed them all...
Authorities were unsure whether to label it a coup d'etat or a henocide...
Coup in Turkey
my dad just called me and said "hey did you hear about this coup in Turkey?" and i said "yeah" and he went "do you think anything will change?" and i said "I'm not really sure" and he said "I think Turkey will be the same any way you slice it."
The chickens are starting to rebel against humanity.
What did the monarch exclaim regarding the attempted coup?
chicken coup
i pulled this one at sams club a few days ago. seems they are selling chicken coops. i looked at my wife, and said "do you know why chicken coops have two doors?" she replied, "no". "if they had 4 doors, they would be a chicken sedan". i looked around to high-five someone, and no one was there.
The roosters and hens were staging an uprising...
They called it a chicken coup
Why does a chicken coupe only have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why can’t a chicken coupe have 4 openings
Because then it would be a chicken sedan
Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a chicken sedan
Why is it called a chicken coupe?
It only has 2 doors... if it had 4 it would be a chicken sedan
Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
Because if it had four doors it would be a Chicken Sedan.
“Would you like a sedan or a coupe, Sauron?”
Why do chicken coupes have two doors?
If they had four they would be a chicken sedan!
Why does a chicken coupe have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken Sedan
Why does a chicken coupe have two doors?
Because otherwise it would be a chicken sedan
Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
Cause if it had four it'd be a chicken sedan
Why does a chicken coup have only 2 doors
If it had 4 doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Ok, I'm leaving .....
Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coup have two doors?
If it had four, It’d be a chicken sedan
Did you know that a chicken coup can not have more than 2 doors?
If it did it would be considered a chicken sedan
Why do chicken coups only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coup only have two doors?
Because if it had four it would be a chicken sedan.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan
What do you call a chicken coup with four doors?
Why does a chicken coup have two doors?
Because if it had four doors, it would be a chicken sedan.
Why does a chicken coup only have 2 doors?
Because, if it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
A chicken coup has 2 doors. What do you call it if it has 4?
Why’d the chicken coup have 2 doors?
Because if it had 4 doors it’d be a chicken sedan.
Why do chicken coups only have 2 doors.
Because if they had 4 they would be a chicken sedan.
Why do chicken coops only have two doors? Because if they had four, they would be chicken sedans!
Why does a chicken coup have 2 doors?
If it had 4 doors it would be a chicken sedan.
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