Theyβre calling it Mercedes-clenz
The porcupine has pricks on the outside.
Benzema... (Benz-Emma)
He answered me with it de-Benz haha π
One of them turned to the other and said "Look at that S car go"
But don't worry I'm Oakay
The crew got the Mercedes-Bends
Your Mercedes bends
Oh yeah, I'm a gamer. A gay Mercedes.
(Gay means happy too!)
Suppose he saw how the Mercedes-Benz
what car you say? Well, a Mercedes Bendz!
Cop 2: Maybenhe wanted to see his Mercedes-bend
(To my cousin)
Me: Who are you dating now?
Cousin: Alexis
Uncle: I told him not to date a car, They're too high maintenance.
(Groans, etc.)
He learned how his Mercedes Benz
Mercedes-Benz Over
He found out how the Mercedes bends.
Examples
Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.
Mercedes-bends.
Mercedes Benz.
So Mercedes-Benz over to pick them up.
As we were driving, we saw a car on the side of the road that looked as if it had broken down.
Dad: I guess it wont start
Me: That looks like a bummer.
Dad: Looks more like a Mercedes Benz to me.
between a peace sign and the Mercedes logo
A Mercedes-Benz.
We were watching TV and this Mercedes ad comes on and says something along the lines of "900 miles between fill-ups" or something outrageous like that. I got the classic grin and said "Huh, I thought Phillip was a more common name than that."
The doctor told him he had cataracts. My dad replied, no I drive a Mercedes.
I think he'd been saving that one for a while judging by the smile on his face.
"I have a Wishitwasa."
Wishitwasa?
"Yeah, Wishitwasa Ferrari... Wishitwasa a Mercedes... Wishitwasa a Jaguar... a Wishitwasa."
Followed by a short sigh and, "I'll take whatever I can afFORD."
The ole' dad joke twofer.
My mom was talking about her eyes and how she has a cataract in one of them, when my dad said "Cataract? I told you to get a Mercedes!"
Head-shakes from my mom and I and blank stares from the rest of the table.
So what I think is the youngest person in class was showing a video on his phone of Mercedes new 'ESP' technology, which led the conversation into what causes most car crashes, to which most contributed a lack of attention because of doing the same thing over and over. We noted how sometimes one can arrive home without remembering anything about the drive, and how many of us have really specific habits. One guy said an obvious, "I even get out the exact same way each time."
To which older pilot guy quips, "To the left?"
Laughs were had.
The Mercedes Bends
