Mercedes Benz Puns

A list of puns related to "Mercedes Benz"

What’s the difference between a Mercedes Benz and a porcupine?

The porcupine has pricks on the outside.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/XxFezzgigxX
πŸ“…︎ Dec 11 2019
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What do you call an Emmanuel that drives a Mercedes Benz?

Benzema... (Benz-Emma)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jetty_Boy
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2019
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Guy got his luxury car t-boned in an accident

Suppose he saw how the Mercedes-Benz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/JohnathanAndrews1000
πŸ“…︎ Apr 23 2020
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πŸ‘€︎ u/bum_wish
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2013
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What did the millionaire learn when he got in a car accident?

He learned how his Mercedes Benz

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πŸ‘€︎ u/chicken-littler
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2019
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What car is featured in a porno?

Mercedes-Benz Over

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Ragemor
πŸ“…︎ Oct 22 2018
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transportation related body part puns idea list

Examples

Shoebaru , Subaru Mitsufeetshi , Mitsubishi Legsus, lexus Merceknees bends, Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/xXduyasseneXx
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2016
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What car don't crumple in a crash?

Mercedes Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/eltegs
πŸ“…︎ Jan 28 2018
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Toyota drops his car keys...

So Mercedes-Benz over to pick them up.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StumptheTrump1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 26 2016
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Was driving with my dad earlier today

As we were driving, we saw a car on the side of the road that looked as if it had broken down.

Dad: I guess it wont start

Me: That looks like a bummer.

Dad: Looks more like a Mercedes Benz to me.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Synergy_synner
πŸ“…︎ Jul 25 2017
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Did you know that if you round a corner too fast

A Mercedes-Benz.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Wizecracker117
πŸ“…︎ Jul 08 2017
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