Bulletproof Puns

A list of puns related to "Bulletproof"

What do you call a bulletproof church?

Unholy

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πŸ‘€︎ u/and1015girls
πŸ“…︎ Dec 22 2020
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I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books

I call it Plot Armor β„’

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πŸ‘€︎ u/serialcompliment
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What name do you give to a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shae

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Degtyrev
πŸ“…︎ Jun 16 2020
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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Tungur_Knivur2020
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2020
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What do you call a bulletproof Irish man?

Rick O’Shay

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mycatnolikeme
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2020
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Wear a bulletproof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot.

Wear a bullet proof vest while texting so you don't get screenshot. Ouch

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Fat_Hydra
πŸ“…︎ Aug 21 2019
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While watching Fast 5, my wife asked why Dwayne Johnson doesn’t wear a bulletproof vest.

I explained, β€œBullets bounce off The Rock.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/PoTaToeChips
πŸ“…︎ Mar 07 2019
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Too good of an occasion to pass
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dinus-pl
πŸ“…︎ Apr 15 2020
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I invented the first ever bulletproof book

I call it plot armor

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πŸ‘€︎ u/les_oueff
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2020
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What do you call a bulletproof Irishman?

Rick O'Shea

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πŸ‘€︎ u/scubly
πŸ“…︎ Dec 01 2018
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