My 5 y.o. son walked up to me with his under armour shirt on backwards so the words were on the back.

He said, “I got back words!” How did I not see that one coming?

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I'm annoyed because I had to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armour.

I hate knight shifts.

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👤︎ u/orduk
📅︎ Oct 25 2019
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My neighbors just got sent a suit of armour but they weren't home when it arrived.

I told the delivery driver that they must have gone out for the Knight.

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I've asked my wife to put on Mandalorian armour tonight.

I've got a Boba Fettish.

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👤︎ u/Weavel
📅︎ Feb 03 2019
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Different Shapes
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👤︎ u/Naked_Guy
📅︎ Jun 18 2019
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Nice explanation.
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Armor
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👤︎ u/Jaxx1099
📅︎ Nov 25 2017
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[Request] pubs involving medieval terms

Hey all. I work at a place that sells medieval and Renaissance themed clothing, weapons, and armour. We are beginning to sell snacks in the breakroom for employees (sans vending machine) and I want to call the "shop" something silly/ridiculous. Ye Olde Snack Shack just won't cut it, I want a good pun in there. Don't hesitate to use fantasy inspired ideas either. I wanted to go with The Dragon's Hoard, but would rather have something funny as well!

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I had some meat in a can

I don't know what it was called but it was Spam good!

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📅︎ Sep 22 2018
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I asked my wife to polish my medieval battle uniform while I go to the pub.

She always wanted a night in, shining armour.

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What is a cows favorite brand of workout clothes?

Udder Armour.

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👤︎ u/punk62
📅︎ Nov 30 2015
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At a minor league basketball game with my friend and his dad

The 87'ers were losing to the Springfield Armor. My friend's dad turns to me and says, "I guess you could say they're under-armour."

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