If you heat up a Panzer enough, will it be a gas tank?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wirt2004
πŸ“…︎ Jan 31 2019
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I never knew that Peter Sellers was a tank driver for Germany during WW2.

Apparently, it was a pink panzer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wsupton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
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What mathematical operation do the French despise?
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πŸ‘€︎ u/octalgon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 16 2020
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πŸ“…︎ Jun 13 2019
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What did the river say about the unintelligible man?

Its Creek to me

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πŸ‘€︎ u/4myM3M3archive
πŸ“…︎ Jan 03 2019
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I used to be a financial advisor for the military..

One time a contractor approached me and asked if I wanted to buy some panzers that his company built.

I considered it for a while but remembered that the air force needed to get new fighter jets.

I turn back to the contractor and say, β€œsorry, but we just don’t have enough room in the budget. Thanks but no tanks.”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/The_Bandit_TFR
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2019
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