You could say that a woman wearing iron armor is a female wearing a... fe mail
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
What is the best armor for stealth?
Leather. It's made of hide.
I'm not happy because I have to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armor.
I just wanted to be her knight in shining armor
I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor.
Actually it's probably more of a knight mare.
I toured the USS Missouri today…
In the ship I saw the Master at Arms’ office and weapon storage was right near the ship’s bakery. It struck me as odd, until I realized that the Navy followed the same principles as the Army having the US gold in Fort Knox, surrounded by an armored force.
You have to be able to guard the dough.
The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...
it was an ironclad alibi!
Who gets jazzed up to dry off people in suits of armor after dark?
Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?
The other night, I had a dream about being chased by an armored horse.
How does Sir Lancelot ship his armor to the jousting tournament?
U.S. Mail Over Knight Express
I'm really good at making armor.
You might say it's my strong suit.
USPS Questions
Should tortillas be sent flat rate?
Is armor headgear sent over knight?
Is an addicts mail tracked?
Is mail to Gold's gym sent bulk rate?
Should mail to a school's kindergarten be sent 1st class?
Should the IRS send return receipts?
just wondering...
Daughter: "That armored truck looks like an ambulance."
Me: "That's because it transports money going through withdrawals."
She hated that one so much I nearly wept with joy.
What do you call a owl with armor on?
(want to annoy coworkers on a slow day?) "Hey, can you call a wizard or a knight in shining armor?"
[cue confused looks]
"Because, today is a draggin'!" (dragon)
[cue "I hate you" looks and/or painful eye-roll]
How was medieval armor delivered?
The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.
Because they would be Knight Wights.
I built some armor to protect me from these dad jokes.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn’t think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
I created the world’s first bulletproof vest using pages from recycled books
I saw a bird flying in a storm wearing armor
I think it was a knight in gale.
What do you call an armored animal who loves cheese?
Made some armor to protect myself against pesky birds.
What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?
Why do Paladins prefer Chain Mail?
Because it's Holey Armor.
A couple of men, dressed in armor, walk into a hotel lobby and one says...
"A room for two knights please!"
Why is leather armor the best armor to sneak around in?
Why is leather armor the best for sneaking?
Why do you sneak around in leather armor?
Because it is made of hide.
What's the best kind of armor for sneaking?
Why do rogues wear leather armor?
Because it's made of hide.
Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
Its literally made of hide.
When a knight in Prague dons his armor...
...the Czech is in the mail.
Why does leather armor make you better at sneaking?
Because it's made of hide.
What's the best armor to sneak around in?
Leather armor it's made out of Hide!
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor
Actually it's probably more of a knight mare
Why do rogues like leather armor?
Because it's made of hide.
I invented the first ever bulletproof book
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