Technically our cannon "shoots eats and leaves".
(As in the oxford comma panda assassin... that "eats, shoots, and leaves")
Anyway I've waited years for someone to appreciate this .... and it has never happened so far. I hope you are slightly amused....
They both destroy ships
Text adaptation of this
I wish this was my joke.
He was fired recently.
Starting to worry it’s not stroganoff 🤦🏻♂️
Because if they swallowed, it'd be cannonballism.
He was blown apart.
They couldn't find another man of his caliber.
It was linoleum blownapart
Pirate Captain: “Are...”
He was fired
Because of the Corn-iolis Effect
...but I got fired