Artillery Puns

A list of puns related to "Artillery"

I used to work in a small infantry division that lost its heavy artillery budget...

...It really was a tankless job.

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👤︎ u/FIROEDA
📅︎ Nov 16 2020
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(X post) An artillery captain was made a saint by the Catholic Church.

One could say he was cannonized,

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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I just bought an anti deer artillery piece for $2,000

Yeah, it's a lot of bang for your buck.

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👤︎ u/the_useful_shark
📅︎ Jan 22 2019
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The other day my colonel asked me why I refuse to use artillery in battle

So I told him 'it's a total overkill'

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👤︎ u/Soviet_Komrade
📅︎ May 09 2019
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When I found out what the enemy had done to our artillery I was mortified.
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👤︎ u/Jlw2001
📅︎ Dec 20 2016
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In war, what's the opposite of artillery?

Theirtillery.

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👤︎ u/RonPalancik
📅︎ Jul 10 2018
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So I was watching my boyfriend play video games.

He kept shooting and not hitting the other spaceship and was getting angry about it. After about the third time:

Me: Well, what are you using?

Him: Huh? (still focused intensely on game)

Me: Like for artillery, what are you using to shoot?

Him: Missiles.

Me: Ah, well there's your problem.

Took a few minutes, but eventually he realized.

It was the most tense moment of our relationship so far.

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👤︎ u/alfwight
📅︎ Mar 22 2014
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An artillery captain was made a saint in the Catholic Church.

One could say he was cannonized.

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👤︎ u/Pun-isher42
📅︎ Feb 08 2019
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