Two fish in a tank, one says to the other.....

How do you drive this thing ?

πŸ‘︎ 209
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/lapopalo
πŸ“…︎ May 13 2021
🚨︎ report
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?

So they can see the battlefield

πŸ‘︎ 27
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Hier_Is_Sven
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
🚨︎ report
I recently bought a few tank tops.

Sadly, our captain doesn't want our armoured vehicles to look trendier.

πŸ‘︎ 6
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/incredibleinkpen
πŸ“…︎ May 20 2021
🚨︎ report
I run the the best septic tank pumping business in the midwest.

I am #1 in the #2 business.

Yep, that's original.

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/PensionNo8124
πŸ“…︎ May 08 2021
🚨︎ report
From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
πŸ‘︎ 6k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RuskiWafl
πŸ“…︎ Nov 15 2020
🚨︎ report
tank go boosh
πŸ‘︎ 3k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/CakeskiMcSandvich
πŸ“…︎ Dec 12 2020
🚨︎ report
The fish in my fish tank seem to be fatigued and in constant pain.

I think it is fibromyalgae.

πŸ‘︎ 15
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/earth_humanoid
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2021
🚨︎ report
What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother?

A steam punk!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DecIsMuchJuvenile
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
🚨︎ report
Why was Thomas the tank engine out of breath?

He was training all day.

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/whippymcdumbass
πŸ“…︎ Jan 10 2021
🚨︎ report
Michael Jackson's favorite tank

"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"

"The Chi-HE-HEE!"

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/jesusofbullets
πŸ“…︎ Feb 22 2021
🚨︎ report
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?

A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...

(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/quintinza
πŸ“…︎ Feb 11 2021
🚨︎ report
I hope he said Tank you later xD
πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Yugvijay
πŸ“…︎ Apr 22 2020
🚨︎ report
I was recently burgled. They took my life preserver, my AED and my portable oxygen tank.

It was my entire life savings,

πŸ‘︎ 757
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Aug 17 2020
🚨︎ report
So there's two fish in a tank, one says ...
πŸ‘︎ 19
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/unrealhumour
πŸ“…︎ Oct 31 2020
🚨︎ report
Tanks for nothing
πŸ‘︎ 122
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ohsureyoudo
πŸ“…︎ Sep 09 2020
🚨︎ report
I saw a lobster escape a grocery store tank

It clawed itself out

πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/MuchoTornado
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02 2021
🚨︎ report
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
πŸ‘︎ 4k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dunkinbiskits
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2020
🚨︎ report
Told my dad I took care of getting the propane tanks at the house filled. His response?

"Tanks a lot!"

πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Missburr
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
🚨︎ report
You know son, I've always loved tanks...

They are very a-track-tive

πŸ‘︎ 10
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/I_eat_crayon
πŸ“…︎ Nov 23 2020
🚨︎ report
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?

Because he had no sole

πŸ‘︎ 2
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/TheRage469
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Full tank
πŸ‘︎ 125
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/skyrim_expert
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2020
🚨︎ report
I never knew that Peter Sellers was a tank driver for Germany during WW2.

Apparently, it was a pink panzer.

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/wsupton
πŸ“…︎ Nov 11 2020
🚨︎ report
It took me 20 minutes to find the mollusk in my fish tank

It was very well clamoflaged

πŸ‘︎ 5
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SeabaSquad
πŸ“…︎ Nov 14 2020
🚨︎ report
I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen

My life savings

πŸ‘︎ 9
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/yanual3d
πŸ“…︎ Sep 01 2020
🚨︎ report
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.

Did he ride it? No. It wooden start

πŸ‘︎ 14
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/_methematician
πŸ“…︎ Aug 08 2020
🚨︎ report
I got my fish to clean my tank for free

Suckers

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Proudfishy
πŸ“…︎ Sep 29 2020
🚨︎ report
When my car has gas, I'm tank-full

Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!

πŸ‘︎ 4
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/megadecimal
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
🚨︎ report
Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
πŸ‘︎ 8
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Timmy12er
πŸ“…︎ Jul 16 2020
🚨︎ report
tank hill, i hate it
πŸ‘︎ 3
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DragonlordYTlelz
πŸ“…︎ Jul 30 2020
🚨︎ report
Tank You
πŸ‘︎ 93
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Spookyrabbit
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
🚨︎ report
Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

πŸ‘︎ 2k
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/LayThatPipe
πŸ“…︎ Mar 14 2021
🚨︎ report
Two fish are in a tank

One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"

πŸ‘︎ 17
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/huuhhhh
πŸ“…︎ Apr 14 2021
🚨︎ report
Two fishes were in a tank. Other said:

How do you drive this thing?

πŸ‘︎ 76
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Mar 04 2021
🚨︎ report
Two fish are in a tank.

One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"

πŸ‘︎ 13
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Crowshatemusic
πŸ“…︎ Apr 18 2021
🚨︎ report
Two goldfish are in a tank...

One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

πŸ‘︎ 54
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Tinnber
πŸ“…︎ Feb 15 2021
🚨︎ report
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other

β€œDo you know how to drive this thing?”

πŸ‘︎ 31
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/VVIIVVI
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2021
🚨︎ report
2 fish are in a tank

One says to the other. How do we drive this thing

πŸ‘︎ 329
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/darthchimchar64
πŸ“…︎ Oct 07 2020
🚨︎ report
There are two fish in a tank...

One turns to the other and says, "I'll drive this thing if you man the gun."

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/DO_doc
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2021
🚨︎ report
Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says

How the heck do we drive this thing?

πŸ‘︎ 172
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/ConnorM1911
πŸ“…︎ Aug 26 2020
🚨︎ report
Two goldfish are in a tank

One looks at the other and says: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"

πŸ‘︎ 7
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/professorf
πŸ“…︎ Nov 30 2020
🚨︎ report
There’s 2 goldfish in a tank...

One asks the other, you know how to drive this thing?

πŸ‘︎ 36
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/Fahimifire
πŸ“…︎ Oct 08 2020
🚨︎ report
Two fish in a tank

One says to the other "do you know how to fire the big gun?"

πŸ‘︎ 11
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/dxlevnee
πŸ“…︎ Nov 12 2020
🚨︎ report
Two fish are in a tank....

One says to the other, β€œYou know how to drive this thing?”

πŸ‘︎ 47
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ“…︎ Jul 11 2020
🚨︎ report
Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"

πŸ‘︎ 114
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/BigDaddyAlex7077
πŸ“…︎ May 07 2020
🚨︎ report
Two goldfish are in a tank.

One says to the other, β€œDo you know how to drive this thing?

πŸ‘︎ 26
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/RobRoy333
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2020
🚨︎ report
Two goldfish are hanging out in a tank

One fish turns to the other and says, 'Any idea on how to drive this thing ?'

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/HellsJuggernaut
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2020
🚨︎ report
Two goldfish are in a tank, one of them turns to the other and says

Hey! Who’s gonna drive this thing?

πŸ‘︎ 24
πŸ’¬︎
πŸ‘€︎ u/SkeazyG
πŸ“…︎ Jun 17 2020
🚨︎ report

Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.