Two fish in a tank, one says to the other.....
How do you drive this thing ?
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︎ May 13 2021
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I recently bought a few tank tops.
Sadly, our captain doesn't want our armoured vehicles to look trendier.
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︎ May 20 2021
I run the the best septic tank pumping business in the midwest.
I am #1 in the #2 business.
Yep, that's original.
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︎ May 08 2021
From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
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︎ Nov 15 2020
tank go boosh
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︎ Dec 12 2020
The fish in my fish tank seem to be fatigued and in constant pain.
I think it is fibromyalgae.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Why was Thomas the tank engine out of breath?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Michael Jackson's favorite tank
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I hope he said Tank you later xD
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I was recently burgled. They took my life preserver, my AED and my portable oxygen tank.
It was my entire life savings,
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︎ Aug 17 2020
So there's two fish in a tank, one says ...
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Tanks for nothing
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I saw a lobster escape a grocery store tank
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Itβs got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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︎ Feb 05 2020
Told my dad I took care of getting the propane tanks at the house filled. His response?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
You know son, I've always loved tanks...
They are very a-track-tive
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Full tank
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︎ May 26 2020
I never knew that Peter Sellers was a tank driver for Germany during WW2.
Apparently, it was a pink panzer.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
It took me 20 minutes to find the mollusk in my fish tank
It was very well clamoflaged
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen
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︎ Sep 01 2020
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
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︎ Sep 29 2020
When my car has gas, I'm tank-full
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
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︎ Jul 16 2020
tank hill, i hate it
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Tank You
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Two fishes were in a tank. Other said:
How do you drive this thing?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Two goldfish are in a tank...
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other
βDo you know how to drive this thing?β
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︎ Jan 21 2021
2 fish are in a tank
One says to the other. How do we drive this thing
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︎ Oct 07 2020
There are two fish in a tank...
One turns to the other and says, "I'll drive this thing if you man the gun."
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says
How the heck do we drive this thing?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank
One looks at the other and says: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Thereβs 2 goldfish in a tank...
One asks the other, you know how to drive this thing?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Two fish in a tank
One says to the other "do you know how to fire the big gun?"
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Two fish are in a tank....
One says to the other, βYou know how to drive this thing?β
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ May 07 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, βDo you know how to drive this thing?
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Two goldfish are hanging out in a tank
One fish turns to the other and says, 'Any idea on how to drive this thing ?'
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank, one of them turns to the other and says
Hey! Whoβs gonna drive this thing?
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