Two fish in a tank, one says to the other.....
How do you drive this thing ?
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︎ May 13 2021
I recently bought a few tank tops.
Sadly, our captain doesn't want our armoured vehicles to look trendier.
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︎ May 20 2021
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
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︎ Apr 14 2021
I run the the best septic tank pumping business in the midwest.
I am #1 in the #2 business.
Yep, that's original.
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︎ May 08 2021
From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
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︎ Nov 15 2020
tank go boosh
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︎ Dec 12 2020
The fish in my fish tank seem to be fatigued and in constant pain.
I think it is fibromyalgae.
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︎ Apr 22 2021
What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother?
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Why was Thomas the tank engine out of breath?
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︎ Jan 10 2021
Michael Jackson's favorite tank
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
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︎ Feb 22 2021
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
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︎ Feb 11 2021
I hope he said Tank you later xD
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︎ Apr 22 2020
I was recently burgled. They took my life preserver, my AED and my portable oxygen tank.
It was my entire life savings,
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︎ Aug 17 2020
So there's two fish in a tank, one says ...
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︎ Oct 31 2020
Tanks for nothing
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︎ Sep 09 2020
I saw a lobster escape a grocery store tank
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︎ Jan 02 2021
Itβs got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
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︎ Feb 05 2020
How did the Sherman Tank get its name?
During testing, the driver said he wanted to go 2,000 miles without changing the transmission.
The tank responded with "Sure, man."
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︎ Jan 03 2021
Told my dad I took care of getting the propane tanks at the house filled. His response?
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︎ Nov 23 2020
You know son, I've always loved tanks...
They are very a-track-tive
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︎ Nov 23 2020
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
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︎ Oct 20 2020
Full tank
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︎ May 26 2020
I never knew that Peter Sellers was a tank driver for Germany during WW2.
Apparently, it was a pink panzer.
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︎ Nov 11 2020
It took me 20 minutes to find the mollusk in my fish tank
It was very well clamoflaged
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︎ Nov 14 2020
I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen
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︎ Sep 01 2020
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
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︎ Aug 08 2020
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
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︎ Sep 29 2020
When my car has gas, I'm tank-full
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!
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︎ Oct 09 2020
Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
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︎ Jul 16 2020
tank hill, i hate it
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︎ Jul 30 2020
Tank You
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︎ Feb 09 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Mar 14 2021
Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
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︎ Apr 14 2021
Two fishes were in a tank. Other said:
How do you drive this thing?
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︎ Mar 04 2021
Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"
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︎ Apr 18 2021
Two goldfish are in a tank...
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Feb 15 2021
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other
βDo you know how to drive this thing?β
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︎ Jan 21 2021
2 fish are in a tank
One says to the other. How do we drive this thing
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︎ Oct 07 2020
There are two fish in a tank...
One turns to the other and says, "I'll drive this thing if you man the gun."
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︎ Feb 20 2021
Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says
How the heck do we drive this thing?
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︎ Aug 26 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank
One looks at the other and says: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ Nov 30 2020
Thereβs 2 goldfish in a tank...
One asks the other, you know how to drive this thing?
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︎ Oct 08 2020
Two fish in a tank
One says to the other "do you know how to fire the big gun?"
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︎ Nov 12 2020
Two fish are in a tank....
One says to the other, βYou know how to drive this thing?β
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︎ Jul 11 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
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︎ May 07 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, βDo you know how to drive this thing?
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︎ Jun 03 2020
Two goldfish are hanging out in a tank
One fish turns to the other and says, 'Any idea on how to drive this thing ?'
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︎ Jun 20 2020
Two goldfish are in a tank, one of them turns to the other and says
Hey! Whoβs gonna drive this thing?
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︎ Jun 17 2020
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