You could say that a woman wearing iron armor is a female wearing a... fe mail
My friend from Prague came over to play D&D. Instead of just a face mask, he's wearing full body armor
The Czech is in the mail.
What is the best armor for stealth?
Leather. It's made of hide.
I'm not happy because I have to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armor.
I just wanted to be her knight in shining armor
I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor.
Actually it's probably more of a knight mare.
The court released the suspect on the grounds of being on an armor show on the night of the murder ...
it was an ironclad alibi!
Who gets jazzed up to dry off people in suits of armor after dark?
Why did the knight ask his friends to send his armor to their friends?
How does Sir Lancelot ship his armor to the jousting tournament?
U.S. Mail Over Knight Express
I'm really good at making armor.
You might say it's my strong suit.
What do you call a owl with armor on?
(want to annoy coworkers on a slow day?) "Hey, can you call a wizard or a knight in shining armor?"
[cue confused looks]
"Because, today is a draggin'!" (dragon)
[cue "I hate you" looks and/or painful eye-roll]
The most recent Game of Thrones episode was too dark and it was hard to see. I just wish some of the undead were wearing heavy armor and wielding swords. Then we'd be able to see just fine.
Because they would be Knight Wights.
How was medieval armor delivered?
I built some armor to protect me from these dad jokes.
How did they name those guys who wore shiny armor in medieval times?
They couldn’t think of a name, so they decided to call it a knight.
I saw a bird flying in a storm wearing armor
I think it was a knight in gale.
Made some armor to protect myself against pesky birds.
What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?
A couple of men, dressed in armor, walk into a hotel lobby and one says...
"A room for two knights please!"
Spoon Dad on: Under Armor
Why is leather armor the best armor to sneak around in?
Why is leather armor the best for sneaking?
Why do you sneak around in leather armor?
Because it is made of hide.
What's the best kind of armor for sneaking?
Why do rogues wear leather armor?
Because it's made of hide.
Leather armor is perfect for sneaking because it's literally made of hide.
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
Its literally made of hide.
When a knight in Prague dons his armor...
...the Czech is in the mail.
What's the best armor to sneak around in?
Leather armor it's made out of Hide!
Why does leather armor make you better at sneaking?
Because it's made of hide.
Leather armor is the best for sneaking
I keep having this dream about a horse in full battle armor
Actually it's probably more of a knight mare
Why do rogues like leather armor?
Because it's made of hide.
Leather armor is best for sneak attacks
because it's made of hide
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