Suit Of Armor Puns

A list of puns related to "Suit Of Armor"

I'm not happy because I have to work at the museum tonight moving suits of armor.

I hate knight shifts.

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👤︎ u/uhavethebiggay
📅︎ Sep 21 2020
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Who gets jazzed up to dry off people in suits of armor after dark?

A knight towel

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👤︎ u/pj566
📅︎ Jun 25 2020
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What do you get when you put a candle in a suit of armor?

A knight-light

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👤︎ u/KM2000_THE_CHOSENONE
📅︎ Jan 27 2018
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A man and his son are in an antique store...

...as they are browsing they come across a suit of armor. The son asks his Dad "How much does that cost?". To which his Dad replies "$2500". His son looks shocked, "For a knight?!" "No, son. You get to keep it forever".

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👤︎ u/Jonmokoko
📅︎ Feb 23 2020
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Got the girlfriend last week.

After a date night, I walked her to a car. It was late, so she tole me to go upstairs and put on my pajamas.

Her - "well, you don't wear pajamas. I guess your boxers"

Me - "right. I don't sleep in the nude. That'd be a little weird"

Her - "There are weirder things to sleep in"

Me - "Yeah, like a suit of armor"

Her - "That would be weird"

Me - "At least I'd get a good knight's sleep!"

She roller her eyes and told me to go to bed.

Edit - I clearly can't type. I'm leaving the 'roller' mistake though.

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👤︎ u/triculous
📅︎ Mar 29 2015
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