Two fish in a tank, one says to the other.....
How do you drive this thing ?
why do French tanks have rear view mirrors?
So they can see the battlefield
I recently bought a few tank tops.
Sadly, our captain doesn't want our armoured vehicles to look trendier.
I run the the best septic tank pumping business in the midwest.
I am #1 in the #2 business.
Yep, that's original.
From Berlin to Warsaw in one tank
The fish in my fish tank seem to be fatigued and in constant pain.
I think it is fibromyalgae.
What does Thomas the Tank Engine call his teen brother?
Why was Thomas the tank engine out of breath?
Michael Jackson's favorite tank
"Hey Michael Jackson, what's your favorite Japanese tank of World War II?"
"The Chi-HE-HEE!"
Q from our Fishkeeping Group: What does it mean if my fish stays at the bottom of the tank?
A: Maybe it's feeling a bit low...
(Got me a screenshot of my epic slayage to prove it too! https://i.imgur.com/FPCvglr.png )
I hope he said Tank you later xD
I was recently burgled. They took my life preserver, my AED and my portable oxygen tank.
It was my entire life savings,
So there's two fish in a tank, one says ...
I saw a lobster escape a grocery store tank
It’s got a wooden frame, wooden engine, wooden wheels and a wooden gas tank. Did he ride it? No, wooden start
How did the Sherman Tank get its name?
During testing, the driver said he wanted to go 2,000 miles without changing the transmission.
The tank responded with "Sure, man."
Told my dad I took care of getting the propane tanks at the house filled. His response?
You know son, I've always loved tanks...
They are very a-track-tive
Why did the seafood-themed jazz musician's career tank?
I never knew that Peter Sellers was a tank driver for Germany during WW2.
Apparently, it was a pink panzer.
It took me 20 minutes to find the mollusk in my fish tank
It was very well clamoflaged
I was mugged and they took my oxygen tank, defibrillator and epic pen
A woodcutter once decided to build his own motor bike. He used wood for the frame, wood for the engine, wood for the brakes, and even a wooden gas tank.
Did he ride it? No. It wooden start
I got my fish to clean my tank for free
When my car has gas, I'm tank-full
Happy Thanksgiving, Canada!
Work pun regarding a dewar (large metal tank used for liquid nitrogen)
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two fish are in a tank
One says to the other, "How do you drive this thing?"
Two fishes were in a tank. Other said:
How do you drive this thing?
Two fish are in a tank.
One turns to the other and says, "How do you drive this thing?"
Two goldfish are in a tank...
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two goldfish are in a tank. One says to the other
“Do you know how to drive this thing?”
2 fish are in a tank
One says to the other. How do we drive this thing
There are two fish in a tank...
One turns to the other and says, "I'll drive this thing if you man the gun."
Two goldfish are in a tank. One fish turns to the other and says
How the heck do we drive this thing?
Two goldfish are in a tank
One looks at the other and says: "Do you know how to drive this thing?"
There’s 2 goldfish in a tank...
One asks the other, you know how to drive this thing?
Two fish in a tank
One says to the other "do you know how to fire the big gun?"
Two fish are in a tank....
One says to the other, “You know how to drive this thing?”
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, "do you know how to drive this thing?"
Two goldfish are in a tank.
One says to the other, “Do you know how to drive this thing?
Two goldfish are hanging out in a tank
One fish turns to the other and says, 'Any idea on how to drive this thing ?'
Two goldfish are in a tank, one of them turns to the other and says
Hey! Who’s gonna drive this thing?
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