Dad Joke on Shark Tank

A young kid had just made a deal with one of the sharks and got a $300,000 investment in his natural flavored bee honey company.

After the deal was made, he walked to his parents waiting outside, explained the situation and the family joyfully embraced and his mother exclaimed "Ohhh, honey!"

Dad - "...Was that a pun?"

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📅︎ Sep 29 2016
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The joke is pretty deep....

I heard that the underwater financial department is tanking. They started using the loan sharks.

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👤︎ u/Valbranz
📅︎ Jul 30 2020
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Want to go to the aquarium?

Turtley. Dolphinately. For shark. Shell yeah. Tanks, but no tanks. Water you talking about? Not on porpoise.

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👤︎ u/DaChibz
📅︎ Apr 12 2015
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Got my boss at work.

Boss said he wanted to start branching out into venture capitalism. He asked if I've ever watched Shark Tank and said that we'd be like that, only smaller.

"So, basically, a fish tank."

Thank goodness he found it funny.

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📅︎ Apr 09 2015
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My dad would have been proud

I took my two kids (4 and 6) to the new aquarium in our city. They have a petting tank with harmless bamboo sharks. I reach in to the tank. 4 year old: "Is it dangerous?" Me: "Yep" and get a good look of slight fear from him. I then pull my hand out with my ring finger bent over and show it to him. He responds with a look of abject horror. 6 year old: "Stop messing with us!" Unfold my finger and show them. My 4 year old was not amused.

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👤︎ u/Kitty2228
📅︎ Mar 19 2014
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