I thought it was so funny when I was first saw it, and I’m trying to look it up but can’t remember what the product was! The pitch had a guy in a sweat band do a corny “workout video” where at one point he said something like “Sharon, hold my call!”.
This is driving me nuts! Anyone have an idea?
I saw this a few years ago. Someone was pitching something I think it was a drink or some kind of water and then one of them I think they called a shark or the investors asked why is has electrolytes in the drink and then the person making the pitch responds with an answer kind of like saying "just 'cause".
I tried searching for it and cannot find it myself.
I know I saw the episode but I can’t find it. Need some help apes, my buddy thinks I’m tripping but I remember Vlad on shark tank talking with O’Leary. I wasn’t dreaming and I need help to show a friend I’m not crazy.
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See how good their predictions are.
And I see the Bantam Bagel Bastards gloating about how awesome they are and how great they're doing.
I can't wait until these things die their grim, well-earned death. Even the egg bites, for all they're fiddly and time-consuming and strangely packaged for consumption, are preferable to deal with than your obnoxious plastic scrotum.
I believe this was an episode of Shark Tank, but I could be misremembering. It was definitely on a reality show where you have to do a presentation or audition though. Essentially I think it was just two women, and they may have even been related (sisters, or mother and daughter) and they had a whole presentation and little routine which they immediately messed up. I think they may have even tried to start over (but I might be combining a few things in my mind). The women then proceed to argue with each other, and I think I remember one of them blaming the other for messing everything up all the time. I don't think they even finished their presentation or routine, it was a giant disaster.
I've tried googling every combination I can think of but I can't find any trace of this. I remember there were a few news articles about it the day after it aired (and you could watch the entire vide of it), but otherwise it was pretty hard to find. This was definitely within the last 6 years or so.
It was my first time on an Online dating site, (shut up, I was curious) I clicked on a profile I liked... She said let's meet. We met...
Paraphrasing here... It's just a rant:
Her: My ex-husband is not paying the mortgage.
Me: Would you consider renting out a room? I would help you with the mortgage. (oh no, not to me. I already kinda had a hunch)
Her: He just got out of jail. He's an alcoholic. 5 DUI's
Me: Oh my gosh... That's expensive.
Her: Well my 11 yo daughter and I need to take this trip to Connecticut. The trip will be $1500.
Me: Do you need help with that?
Her: Well I only work about 15 hours a week. I make 15 dollars an hour and I'm the best employee ever? I work my ass off.
Me: I'm out. Nope. Good luck to you. I'm out.
If you have not seen Atypical it is a netflix show about an autistic teen with a best friend that works in tech named Zahid, this guy is a weird, slick talking, hyper guy that acts like a ladies man that has all the answers. This guy that was on Shark Tank is exactly like the character....
The deals on Shark tank usually come down to brutal math and especially in more recent seasons the sharks add a premium to the fact that the show will give any business they invest in a huge boost so they add that premium into the deal, but the valuations on these companies can just get nutty.
Last pitch of the episode was a lovely young lady with a great product and a feel good pitch. She was very proud of the fact that she was from Silicon Valley and was able to raise money off her back of the napkin pitch and get a ~$5M valuation. She commented to Mark that they were both from the Valley and he all but rolled his eyes. What she doesn't know is that on Mark's AngelList profile he says that he doesn't pay Silicon Valley valuations and that he's interested in businesses that generate cash, not position for exit. Her ask was entirely too high and at the end the only shark left in was Daymond; at that point he says that her product was one of the best designs he's seen (lingerie, right up his alley/background), but that the money put in before him was dumb money and that if it wasn't for that he would have been all in (she wanted a $10M valuation, was worth closer to $500k).
I've seen 20 pitches in the last week (outside of Shark Tank) and I'm just surprised by how unrealistic founders can be about their valuation and how they almost completely ignore what value an investor brings to the table.
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Seems like using a mask of your chioce/with a formulation you love with one of those Daiso silicone masks for $5 is a better way to go. From the episode, apparently they're gonna be in someone's subscription box, though!
Anyone have a review?
She's the face for a fitness company
Just a thought that would make the viewing experience a little more intuitive. I know it's not necessary for a "$100,000 for 10%" deal, but when a company walks in for "$150,000 for 3.5%", it would be nice to know that it's a roughly $4.3 million valuation.
I can find the most recent ones on Hulu, but how do you watch old seasons?
