The detective shuddered when he realised the weapons from each crime scene were the same weight
They weren't just chasing a serial killer, they were chasing a mass murderer
What is a bees favourite weapon?
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...
She denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
One of my friends was really in to fencing until his weapon broke
Apparently now it’s dull and pointless
why do poets never keep there weapons still?
They want to be like shake spear
What do you call a weapon that doesn't kill animals?
If you haven’t shot a weapon with your eyes closed
You don’t know what you’re missing.
What kind of weapons do fleas use?
Which weapon does the Grim Reaper use in the winter?
What kind of weapon does a rabbi use?
Once upon a time a broken sword told me it was the best weapon in the world...
Lethal Weapon 3(-some)
Film Producer: “This is supposed to be a “Buddy Cop” movie, why do they have this steamy sex scene together?”
Director: “Because everyone enjoys cop-porn at the movies!”
What kind of weapon does a paramedic use?
I always buy my weapons from a guy called T-Rex.
A pencil isn't John Wick's primary murder weapon.
But it's definitely number 2.
What do you call a serrated weapon that Polish people once used in battle?
My 5 year old came up with this one. What is a skeleton's favorite weapon?
A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)
I clean all my weapons with tree sap.
Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.
What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?
What weapon do angels use?
A salt with a deadly weapon!
What is a rain's favorite weapon?
A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...
He was all out of swords.
What type of weapons would a T-rex sell?
What weapon is the most relaxed?
Just “chill axe”, my dude.
Did you hear ISIS is adapting Covid-19 into a bio-weapon?!
They're calling it the Quranavirus
In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...
Pho Ton Torpedoes.
(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)
Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?
What was the best weapon during the Cold war?
there's weapons
What is it called when someone cuts your weapon wielding limb off?
Disarmament
A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.
Which is the most musical weapon?
Swords, because they go “Sing! Sing! Sing!”
Weapon of brass destruction
They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.
A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture
Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?
Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But I’m not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.
I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...
Talk about blunt force drama.
What is a old persons favourite weapon?
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.
I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.
Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.
I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.
She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.
Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.
I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.
She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.
Please note that this site uses cookies to personalise content and adverts, to provide social media features, and to analyse web traffic. Click here for more information.
