In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...

Pho Ton Torpedoes.

(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
πŸ“…︎ May 21
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What was the best weapon during the Cold war?

A jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avius_Si-muntu
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Weapon of brass destruction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robert_brownie-jr
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A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture

Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?

Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But I’m not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumped_Pipe
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I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...

Talk about blunt force drama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimaBahamut93
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They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.

Call it John Wick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrugger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07
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Bows are really good weapons

Their only drawback is the string.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waistofmoney
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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What is a old persons favourite weapon?

A boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roodkonijn466
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09
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What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?

A club sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21
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What weapon do soldiers use in a kitchen?

A-salt-rifles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagzon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12
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I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?

OK boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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Raise your weapon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wickedlysane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What vegetable can be used as a weapon in prison?

Car-rot of Shivia

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What's the favorite weapon of a stormtrooper who grew up in the Bronx?

A ghetto blaster

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What did people say when a bumblebee started firing a projectile weapon?

It has bee-gun.

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What do you call a homeless weapon?

A ho-bow

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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
πŸ“…︎ Oct 21 2019
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Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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What do thieves make their weapons from?

Steal.

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I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...

Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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What is a psychologist's most powerful weapon?

The shrink ray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimelapseChef
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.

She says it's not true, but I'm sticking to my guns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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It's no wonder guns became more the more popular weapon over swords...

...compared to guns, swords just don't cut it.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NairodI
πŸ“…︎ Nov 10 2019
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A good Knight should make sure they have a weapon that they can count on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidoardes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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Ah, my favourite weapons to use
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Expre55o
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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The cop who had theorized the murder weapon was a box of school books found that he was correct!

It was a textbook case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Sep 14 2019
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What’s a villain’s most useless weapon?

A zero-point energy gun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/berfv
πŸ“…︎ Sep 19 2019
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I removed some grass from my front yard in the shape of my favorite movie/video game weapon.

But my HOA informed me that they don't allow sod-off shotguns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bubblezoid
πŸ“…︎ Jun 19 2019
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Somebody in my family keeps putting glue on my weapons. They all keep denying it.

But I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Angry_Daniel
πŸ“…︎ Aug 12 2019
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What’s an amputee ninja’s favorite weapon?

The nubchuck

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πŸ‘€︎ u/saltyjoe
πŸ“…︎ Aug 05 2019
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What's the favorite weapon of a Republican from space?

The Ronald Raygun.

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A girl walks into a gun store and falls onto a weapon rack.

The gunstore owner says:

> She just fell into my arms

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SirHallStein
πŸ“…︎ Feb 23 2019
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We finally obtained the secret weapon to kill the evil Dolphin King!

It kind of defeats the porpoise, though.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/BunzarTheFuzzy
πŸ“…︎ Jul 03 2019
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Me: Dad can you tell me what a star shaped martial arts weapon is called?

β€œShuriken”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DolphinzX
πŸ“…︎ Jun 03 2019
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I met with my friend who said he developed a weapon to harness the wind and propel it like a bullet. We took turns firing at a target he had in his yard...

We shot the breeze.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2019
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I know this one guy who builds special gloves for people who want to carry weapons.

I guess you could say that he's a blacksmitten.

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πŸ“…︎ Jul 02 2019
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What is the most relaxing weapon in a NINJA's arsenal?

The SAI of relief

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πŸ‘€︎ u/RCRadioCarbon
πŸ“…︎ Jun 20 2019
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What do you call a scientist that smiths weapons in his free time?

Steel and Brass Tyson

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mugstachee
πŸ“…︎ May 15 2019
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My secret weapon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/NolandSpring
πŸ“…︎ Oct 11 2018
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Somebody stole a weapon I had...

... so I went into a pit of de-spear!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Valkstir
πŸ“…︎ Feb 20 2019
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Elon Musk should create a new line of weapons

And call them Muskets

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πŸ‘€︎ u/minediamonds69420
πŸ“…︎ Sep 26 2018
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What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?

A canon canon cannon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnysmart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 07 2017
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My wife refuses to confess that she poured glue on my antique weapons collection.

But I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Aug 30 2018
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The marine instructor told us to stand down at the firing range, so I unloaded my weapon.

Yes, it was a strange time to masturbate and eventually lead to my dishonorable discharge.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thomasbrakeline
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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What is Hitler's favorite weapon?

Tec-Nein

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 30 2019
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An antimatter-based weapon would literally be a weapon of mass-destruction reddit.com/r/Showerthough…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/shubhamk123
πŸ“…︎ Apr 30 2018
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What is the most popular instrument to be used as a weapon?

A violint

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πŸ‘€︎ u/SauceMaster6464
πŸ“…︎ Nov 22 2018
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What's the best weapon for a serial killer?

A spoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TsunamiMage999
πŸ“…︎ Oct 30 2017
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Tony Stark builds super-advanced tech and dangerous weapons in order to keep the world safe?

They should call him Iron-y Man.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Shadow_Boxer1987
πŸ“…︎ Apr 13 2018
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If you want to pick a weapon against Dwayne Johnson

... always choose Paper!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rosesh_sarabhai
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2018
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In a serious food fight, a food fight to the death, what would be the most appropriate food weapon? (found dad in r/AskReddit)

https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/615gh8/in_a_serious_food_fight_a_food_fight_to_the_death/dfc7q3q/

Answer - Extra Sharp Cheddar

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πŸ‘€︎ u/mappersdelight
πŸ“…︎ Mar 24 2017
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What do you call an obnoxious weapon? A pain in the arsenal.
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πŸ‘€︎ u/FoxTrotPlays
πŸ“…︎ Feb 05 2018
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A mom surprised her sons brawling using vegetables as weapons. What did they say ?

Lettuce fight.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Arklaw
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2018
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What kind of weapon does a thief use?

A steal knife

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πŸ‘€︎ u/MicroDogland
πŸ“…︎ May 26 2018
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A salt and battery with a deadly weapon gfycat.com/ChillyFlatAlas…
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πŸ‘€︎ u/IAMA_dragon-AMA
πŸ“…︎ Jun 06 2015
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My nephew was complaining that the weapon in his sandbox survival video game was "too week"

"Two week?" I said. "Is that why it's called 'Fortnight'?"

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πŸ‘€︎ u/one_mississippi
πŸ“…︎ Apr 17 2018
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Why will Kim Jong-un never use his nuclear weapons?

He's afraid it would cost him his Korea.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/thefutureeye
πŸ“…︎ Nov 20 2017
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What's a Jewish rioter's favorite weapon?

A mazel tov cocktail

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πŸ‘€︎ u/HeyThereCharlie
πŸ“…︎ Sep 03 2016
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What is a republican president's favorite weapon?

A Reagun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Calthropstu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 27 2017
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Did you hear about the military's new laser weapon?

It uses ultraviolent light

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πŸ‘€︎ u/paul_senzee
πŸ“…︎ Oct 05 2017
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What's the Pope's favorite weapon?

Nun-chuks

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rabidmilkman
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2016
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Weapon in the war against slugs imgur.com/qaUuucN
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πŸ‘€︎ u/dano1066
πŸ“…︎ Jan 29 2014
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What is a doctor's favorite type of weapon?

A shotgun!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/NotCurren
πŸ“…︎ Jan 12 2016
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What weapon do British people use to make their enemies go away?

A sod off shotgun.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Not_Brandon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 01 2014
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Just got done with a four hour weapons drill in the sun

Senior Chief: I forgot to put on sun lotion, I look like a raddish.

Me: Then, after all that yelling, are you a hoarse raddish?

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Rosemourne
πŸ“…︎ Jul 14 2015
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naimz27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection....

She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns

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πŸ‘€︎ u/B-man44
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2019
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/simplyGagi
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Quint_Cordewener
πŸ“…︎ Jun 12 2019
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What do you call an official weapon that shoots pieces of music?

A canon canon cannon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/johnnysmart
πŸ“…︎ Feb 08 2017
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