My 5 year old came up with this one. What is a skeleton's favorite weapon?

A bone and arrow (Kid loves to play minecraft sooo... yeah)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/emilytaege
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2020
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What weapon do angels use?

A HARPoon

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πŸ‘€︎ u/invisible_being
πŸ“…︎ Jan 02
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What is a rain's favorite weapon?

Rain-bow

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TakasuoHD
πŸ“…︎ Dec 31 2020
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What type of weapon does a vegetable knight use?

A-spear-iguess

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Distractednoodle
πŸ“…︎ Nov 19 2020
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A great knight became all discombobulated and lost his weapons...

He was all out of swords.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/leeericewing
πŸ“…︎ Dec 15 2020
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I clean all my weapons with tree sap.

Some say I’m crazy, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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A salt with a deadly weapon!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/raffar
πŸ“…︎ Oct 20 2020
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Within minutes, the detectives knew what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Jul 28 2020
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What type of weapons would a T-rex sell?

Small arms.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/sharar_rs
πŸ“…︎ Sep 23 2020
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Did you hear ISIS is adapting Covid-19 into a bio-weapon?!

They're calling it the Quranavirus

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πŸ‘€︎ u/CLUTCH3R
πŸ“…︎ Oct 12 2020
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What weapon is the most relaxed?

Just β€œchill axe”, my dude.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Grassblox311
πŸ“…︎ Oct 09 2020
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there's weapons

What is it called when someone cuts your weapon wielding limb off?

Disarmament

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πŸ‘€︎ u/StefDraws69
πŸ“…︎ Oct 02 2020
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Have you heard of this terrorist group using wooden weapons?

They're a splinter cell!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/DoomRulz
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2020
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.

Of course she denies it, but I'm sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/klwill1192
πŸ“…︎ Aug 19 2020
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In addition to Taiwan, the US has also sold torpedoes to Vietnam. Rather than pay money, they traded with a huge bulk of food. The weapons are now called ...

Pho Ton Torpedoes.

(A consequence of reading a front page post about the sale to Taiwan while watching ST:TNG.)

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Metalprof
πŸ“…︎ May 21 2020
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A detective was investigating a murder. He soon found that the murder weapon was the bag of the murderer and it had their name on it.

It was a briefcase

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πŸ‘€︎ u/wingwang100
πŸ“…︎ Jun 11 2020
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What was the best weapon during the Cold war?

A jacket.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Avius_Si-muntu
πŸ“…︎ Apr 10 2020
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Which is the most musical weapon?

Swords, because they go β€œSing! Sing! Sing!”

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πŸ‘€︎ u/bridgeheadprod
πŸ“…︎ Jun 18 2020
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Weapon of brass destruction
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πŸ‘€︎ u/robert_brownie-jr
πŸ“…︎ May 09 2020
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A student is arrested and brought to court for carrying a weapon to his morning lecture

Judge: Why did you bring a taser to your lecture?

Defendent: Well you see sir, I have a hard time getting up in the morning. But I’m not a big fan of soft drinks or coffee, so I thought the next best thing was to give me a good shock.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Pumped_Pipe
πŸ“…︎ May 10 2020
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I am suspicious that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ May 03 2019
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I think my wife is secretly putting glue on my antique weapon collection.

She denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Mar 09 2019
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They should make a film series about a guy who uses candles as weapons.

Call it John Wick.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/rhodesrugger
πŸ“…︎ Jan 07 2020
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Bows are really good weapons

Their only drawback is the string.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Waistofmoney
πŸ“…︎ Dec 28 2019
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I got into an argument with a friend about what the best medieval weapon was. I said the Warhammer, he said the Mace. It got so heated we are currently not speaking to each other...

Talk about blunt force drama.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/UltimaBahamut93
πŸ“…︎ Apr 05 2020
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Sep 11 2019
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Within minutes, the detective knew exactly what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Dec 04 2018
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I am convinced that my wife is secretly adding glue to my weapons collection.

She keeps denying it, but I’m sticking to my guns.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Nov 04 2019
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What is a old persons favourite weapon?

A boomerang

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πŸ‘€︎ u/roodkonijn466
πŸ“…︎ Feb 09 2020
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Raise your weapon
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πŸ‘€︎ u/wickedlysane
πŸ“…︎ Oct 13 2019
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What do you get when you put a blunt wooden weapon inbetween two slices of bread?

A club sandwich.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/OrikamiPanio
πŸ“…︎ Jan 21 2020
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What did the laser weapon say to the atom bomb?

OK boomer.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/danielsoft1
πŸ“…︎ Dec 19 2019
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What weapon do soldiers use in a kitchen?

A-salt-rifles

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πŸ‘€︎ u/Jagzon
πŸ“…︎ Feb 12 2020
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What do thieves make their weapons from?

Steal.

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I'm very suspicious that someone in my family has been secretly adding glue to my weapons collection...

Everyone denies it, but I’m sticking to my guns...

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πŸ‘€︎ u/honolulu_oahu_mod
πŸ“…︎ Jul 23 2019
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A good Knight should make sure they have a weapon that they can count on
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πŸ‘€︎ u/vidoardes
πŸ“…︎ Mar 20 2019
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What did people say when a bumblebee started firing a projectile weapon?

It has bee-gun.

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What vegetable can be used as a weapon in prison?

Car-rot of Shivia

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πŸ“…︎ Jan 25 2020
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What do you call a homeless weapon?

A ho-bow

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What is a psychologist's most powerful weapon?

The shrink ray

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πŸ‘€︎ u/TimelapseChef
πŸ“…︎ Nov 21 2019
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Within minutes, the detective figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/porichoygupto
πŸ“…︎ Oct 27 2019
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection.

She says it's not true, but I'm sticking to my guns!

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πŸ‘€︎ u/tmarsee530
πŸ“…︎ Nov 18 2019
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Ah, my favourite weapons to use
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πŸ‘€︎ u/Expre55o
πŸ“…︎ May 30 2019
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Within minutes, the detectives figured out what the murder weapon was.

It was a brief case.

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πŸ‘€︎ u/naimz27
πŸ“…︎ Sep 12 2019
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I think my wife is putting glue on my antique weapons collection. She denies it but I'm sticking to my guns!
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πŸ‘€︎ u/ruchi565
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