He sensed something amiss
It yakked on his shoes!
It has bee-gun.
Me: "Did he just shoot his arm at that person...?"
Me: "Well that's pretty handy."
Turns out it was a case of projectile dysfunction.
I am requesting the shittiest, most terrible, most horrible dad level puns you can throw my way. Puns that would make others projectile vomit with their horribleness. Puns so aweful and sad, that it'd make me want to hug you and ask you....are you okay?
so send them my way. or there will be a severe....PUNishment...